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[Twinrova]

Someone on Reddit said that in Europe, ranch dressing is called "American sauce". And that instead of having Cool Ranch Doritos, you have Cool American Doritos.




IS THIS TRUE? Please tell me this is true. Because I will die laughing forever if it is.

[LoreleiRaven]

This made me giggle... And it sounds awesome

[Crimson Lego]

Silly Europeans. XD

[Kisseena]

That could be shopped. XD

I won't believe it until someone confirms it.

[Selena]

They taste like NASCAR.

[Sir Deimos]

If anything tastes like NASCAR I will kill that thing , so help me god.

[Twinrova]

Silly Europeans. XD

GOD PLEASE LET THIS BE REAL

[J-Roc]

Cool American?

Sounds like a made up thing.

[Chukchi Husky]

I never even heard of anything called "American sauce", or ranch dressing. In Britain the Doritos flavour is called "Cool Original".

[Fin]

i've never heard of american sauce before, but apparently it's a thing? and no, we don't think you guys are so awesome that we had to have a product declaring your coolness.





edit: ninja'd by chukchi *scratches tummy*

Edited by Fin, 15 July 2012 - 05:39 AM.

[Sir Deimos]

... I need to try American sauce.

[Egann]

MUST. STOP. LAUGHING.

REQUIRE. AIR.

[Sir Deimos]

I have emailed Heinz with regards to American Sauce. Results forthcoming.

[Twinrova]

and no, we don't think you guys are so awesome that we had to have a product declaring your coolness.

I think the 'cool' part of Cool Ranch refers to the ... temperature? of the taste, not what people think of it. I'm well aware the rest of the world isn't obsessed with us.
I've never really understood why cool was part of the name though, I've never thought the taste was all that cool. Kinda the opposite. @__@


REGARDLESS, I am dying laughing at those pix. I can't really tell what the American sauce is supposed to be.

[Crimson Lego]

Maybe it's sauce made from Americans.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Now that you mention it, I've never really seen Ranch dressing in supermarkets...

Does a search...

Asda's: 1 product called ranch dressing and 1 called ranch sauce and American sauce breaks the search engine (then again, asda is owned by Walmart)
Sainsbury's: 1 product called Ranch dressing and a search on American sauce just confuses the search engine
Tesco: 2 products down as Ranch dressing and 0 products called American Sauce.
Waitrose: 3 Ranch dressing products and a search on American sauce kind of brings up everything
Co-operative: Uh... can't seem to search the site and yes, the Co-op is the only British supermarket that also does coffins.

Edited by Wolf O'Donnell, 15 July 2012 - 10:29 AM.

[J-Roc]

and no, we don't think you guys are so awesome that we had to have a product declaring your coolness.

I think the 'cool' part of Cool Ranch refers to the ... temperature? of the taste, not what people think of it. I'm well aware the rest of the world isn't obsessed with us.
I've never really understood why cool was part of the name though, I've never thought the taste was all that cool. Kinda the opposite. @__@


REGARDLESS, I am dying laughing at those pix. I can't really tell what the American sauce is supposed to be.

Well regular ranch I find a bit more zesty. Cool ranch is the same sans the zest, IMO.

[Twinrova]

o.o There are just Ranch Doritos?? I've only ever seen Cool Ranch.

[deep]

I love that there are now two threads on this message board linking pictures of rare Doritos flavors.