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[Sir Deimos]

http://m.kotaku.com/...dium=socialflow

I hope that link works. Posting from my phone.

[Sharpy]

Haha awesome I went to school for journalism so I made sure to share this with all my friends I know they will get a kick out of it.

[Leo Crimson]

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Still, the villagers had their own theories, thinking that they'd found a type of lingzhi mushroom; the reporter seemed to agree, adding that the lingzhi mushroom can be found in the region and even was a secret to longevity.

Sex toy = longevity.






Right.

[Twinrova]

Young Leo, on 19 June 2012 - 04:09 PM, said:

Sex toy = longevity.






Right.

It's true!

[Sharpy]

For men, masturbation reduces your risk of cancer.

C'mon Leo.

[ninja kitten]

Poor reporter. I can't believe they're shoving the blame onto her. >_< Oh how embarrassing.

[Egann]

Either the Chinese are really small, or that thing is REALLY tight.

[Leo Crimson]

Egann, on 19 June 2012 - 08:55 PM, said:

Either the Chinese are really small, or that thing is REALLY tight.

[Sharpy]

Egann, on 19 June 2012 - 08:55 PM, said:

Either the Chinese are really small, or that thing is REALLY tight.

C'mon dude do your shopping elsewhere you are corrupting young Leo's mind.

[wisp]

I do wonder how stretchy those things are. They look uncomfortable. :X

[Sharpy]

wisp, on 20 June 2012 - 10:35 PM, said:

I do wonder how stretchy those things are. They look uncomfortable. :X

How massive is your hypothetical penis in this scenario?

[wisp]

The Dude, on 20 June 2012 - 11:13 PM, said:

wisp, on 20 June 2012 - 10:35 PM, said:

I do wonder how stretchy those things are. They look uncomfortable. :X

How massive is your hypothetical penis in this scenario?

Uhh, normal-sized? I've never seen one in person, but from the pictures, those things look like they'd be hard to even fit a finger into. XD

[Sharpy]

wisp, on 21 June 2012 - 12:31 AM, said:

The Dude, on 20 June 2012 - 11:13 PM, said:

wisp, on 20 June 2012 - 10:35 PM, said:

I do wonder how stretchy those things are. They look uncomfortable. :X

How massive is your hypothetical penis in this scenario?

Uhh, normal-sized? I've never seen one in person, but from the pictures, those things look like they'd be hard to even fit a finger into. XD

Its a pleasurable struggle.

[Sir Deimos]

That makes you sound like a rapist.

[Dizzy]

The Dude, on 21 June 2012 - 01:18 AM, said:

wisp, on 21 June 2012 - 12:31 AM, said:

The Dude, on 20 June 2012 - 11:13 PM, said:

wisp, on 20 June 2012 - 10:35 PM, said:

I do wonder how stretchy those things are. They look uncomfortable. :X

How massive is your hypothetical penis in this scenario?

Uhh, normal-sized? I've never seen one in person, but from the pictures, those things look like they'd be hard to even fit a finger into. XD

Its a pleasurable struggle.

Like finger traps.

Edited by Dizzy, 21 June 2012 - 10:21 AM.

[Egann]

OK, so my above comment was tasteless because some children who know less about sex than yours-truly-the-virgin think penis size equates to prowess in bed.

That's about like saying a large, flathead screwdriver is the ideal tool for removing those tiny screws from a pair of glasses. And they've obviously never heard of 69, either.

Regardless, I apologize, partly for the above comment...but mostly because this apology for it has turned out to be even more offensive and shamelessly viceral than the original statement. Way to go Egann for making the situation better.


But still. Wander the internet for any length of time and an ad will pop up and try to sell you something the size of a 4-D cell Maglight. And I know I don't have to go further because I know you know exactly what I'm talking about.

[Sharpy]

Egann, on 21 June 2012 - 10:38 AM, said:

OK, so my above comment was tasteless because some children who know less about sex than yours-truly-the-virgin think penis size equates to prowess in bed.

That's about like saying a large, flathead screwdriver is the ideal tool for removing those tiny screws from a pair of glasses. And they've obviously never heard of 69, either.

Regardless, I apologize, partly for the above comment...but mostly because this apology for it has turned out to be even more offensive and shamelessly viceral than the original statement. Way to go Egann for making the situation better.


But still. Wander the internet for any length of time and an ad will pop up and try to sell you something the size of a 4-D cell Maglight. And I know I don't have to go further because I know you know exactly what I'm talking about.

I gotta say Egann the first two paragraphs had me laughing my ass off, so no offence taken. And I was actually talking about girth, bro, which is a valid point. I guess if we want to educate the youngins we should mention only the first three inchs of a woman's vagina has sensitive nerve endings.

Synile, on 21 June 2012 - 01:30 AM, said:

That makes you sound like a rapist.

I thought that at first and hesitated, hovering over the post reply button. Then I thought, "fuck it".

EDIT: I should also note that I've never actually used a sex toy before, just been with a girl who had that type of thing going on down there. But my friends have used sex toys and posted a pretty extensively detailed and gross description on their podcast. Haha, oh man, if any of you actually want the link feel free to PM me.

Edited by The Zombie Dude, 21 June 2012 - 12:11 PM.

[ninja kitten]

Haha! I love your apology Egann. XD