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[DarkJuno]

Alucard's hospitalization, Squall and Rinoa's marriage, and an unpleasant surprise! All of this, and even more, on this Special 10th Edition of DJ:(N)RR!!!

Non-Cheesy, 50's Sounding Announcer: With Foyusa........Freaky Psychic Bird.......Millenia.....and on the spot correspondent Mai Shiranui........this is DarkJuno: (Non)Roving Reporter........

-News desk, which is surrounded by various decorations. Between DJ and Millenia is a small cake, with figurines of the DJ:(N)RR cast on it. Millenia's wearing a party hat-

DJ: Heya everyone, and welcome to our 10 Edition of DJ:(N)RR! Amazing ain't it? I always thought I'd get tired and quit around 4 or 5, but nope, here we are, and hopefully for many many many more weeks........nay, months to come! As usual, I'm your kickin' host DJ, and joining me is my partner Millenia.....
Millenia: Hi everyone!
DJ: ...and of course, how could I forgot my buddies, the one's who've always been there for me even before the show......

-Letters desk, also decorated. Strangely enough, FPB is here as Sailor FPB (The Sailor Mercury rip-off), who with Foyusa also have party hats on-

Foyusa: Foyusa!
Sailor FPB: FPB! Or in this case, Sailor FPB! Defending truth, justi...
Foyusa: Blah blah blah FPB!
Sailor FPB: Hey! Don't make me stuff this tiara down your throat!
Foyusa: Blah, I don't even see why you're in THAT mode anyway!!!..................you look cute though......
Sailor FPB: Well, YOU took the last miniature hat, so I had to settle for these normal ones!!!.........thanks, by the way........

DJ: Hmm, you DO look pretty cute that way FPB!
Mysterious Female Voice: -off camera- Oh really?
DJ: Aw crap.......
Millenia: DJ....is that who I think it is?
MFV: Depends who you think I am!
DJ: -sigh- Everyone.......meet my girlfriend, DarknessLight, aka DL.......
-camera swings around to show a tall, athletic, Asian looking girl with long black hair with blonde streaks by the concessions table, smiling and shaking her head-
DJ: -off camera- What are you doing here? I'm working! Not that I'm not happy to see you....
DL: Well come on now! I had to wish you a happy 10th show.........besides, you know I always worm my way into the crazy stuff you write eventually!
DJ: Yeah, usually by tying me up and strapping me to the floor while you take over!
Millenia: Oh.............kinky.......
DJ: .........THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!!!
DL: It BETTER not! -cracks knuckles-
DJ: Erk!
Millenia: What, you SCARED f your girlfriend?
DJ: Hey, she could break every bone in my body if she wanted to! I mean, I could hurt her too, but I have this whole pesky "no hitting girls" policy, remember?
DL: Right right.....not like I'd want to hurt you anyway!
Foyusa: -off camera- Guys......can we get this going?
DJ: Right, sorry......
DL: Well, just wanted to drop by and say good luck DJ!
DJ: Thanks DL! See ya later, okay my Mutant Kickboxing Freak?
DL: Whatever you say, Sappy Bishounen Boy! -smiles and walks away-
Millenia: -rolls eyes- REAL cute nicknames there DJ........
DJ: Well...........anywho, onto the news!!!

-music, you know the drill-

DJ: First up tonight, big news out of the Sephiroth/Alucard struggle for power. Alucard has been admitted to Transylvania General Hospital after collapsing earlier today, and is listed in serious condition. It seems that the stress and anxiety has finally caught up to the UBA Leader, who has already been suffering from this trauma. Sephiroth comments,

Sephiroth: While it's unfortunate that it had to go this far, this merely drives my point home. Alucard is too weak to handle the stress of this job, if he cannot even handle my competition. I await his admittance of defeat. It's the only honorable way out...

DJ: Sephiroth Supporters, were absolutely adamant about this news and know the end is near for the "old rule," especially the few female extremists who refer to themselves as "Sephy's Estrogen Brigade." Erm....naturally, we'll have more on this as well as Alucard's condition as the news comes.

Millenia: Interesting name....anywho, the annual F-Zero X Grand Prix was interrupted earlier today by continuing fugitives Vincent Valentine and Kid, as you can see here in the security camera footage....

-black and white footage of one of the F-Zero garages. Dr. Stewart is seen, helmet on, running towards his racer.-

Voice: Psst!
Dr. Stewart: Eh?
2nd Voice: Over here! I'm stuck?
Dr. Stewart? Miss? What's wrong?
-walks over, and gets pulled into a cabinet. Vincent and Kid leap out and slam the cabinet shut, locking it, as Kid twirls the keys-
Kid: Eh! Stupid Yanks...
Vincent: ............camera.......-points and shoots the camera, resulting in static-

Millenia: As you may already know if you watched the Red Canyon Race yesterday, the two soon wreaked havoc on the course -video of the racer zipping around the legitimate racers- as they attempted to blend in. Of course, the race was postponed, but not before Karsh and the dragoons arrived on the scene in a slightly harrowing chase that proved to be useless at the end, as the duo eventually escaped.

-various videos put together from the event cameras and "cockpit cams" from other racers. Karsh and the other dragoons on dragons are shown chasing down the yellow race car, obviously resulting in lots of others spinning out of control. Eventually, two figures leap out as the car explodes. The two disappear in a flash of light-

Millenia: Now, we go live to the Red Canyon Speedway to DJ:(N)RR On Spot Correspondent Mai Shiranui........Mai...........

-static, focuses on Mai, wearing a somewhat generic looking red "pit stop crew" uniform, decorated with cherry blossoms on the side. She also, inexplicably, has a party hat on-

Mai: Milly-chan.............-blinks- Konnichiwa DJ-chan!!!!!!!!! Happy 10th Edition!
DJ: Heya Mai!!!!! Thanks!
Millennia: ........so Mai.......news?
Mai: Hmph...well, you already saw the video I sent back, but yes, the F-Zero X Committee is busy reimbursing or replacing all the attendants' tickets with ones for the postponed race tomorrow instead, and it's been pretty hectic for the most part. Also, I have here with me 6 time F-Zero Grand Prix Champion....
Sailor FPB: Aw crud...
DJ: -sigh- Not him......
Captain Falcon: Show me your moves!
Mai: It's Captain Douglas Jay Falcon!
CF: Hey DJ! Foyusa! FPB!
Foyusa: Bah! How've you been Captain?
CF: Not bad! Not bad at all!
Mai: So Fal-chan...what do you think of the situation, form a racer's point of view?
CF: Well! Obviously, I'm annoyed! Yes! I am annoyed! This is a rip-off to my fans, and to fans of the race in general!
Mai: So, you believe Vincent is guilty?
CF: No no no! That's not what I'm saying! I think he's innocent, but all this running around...isn't going to look good!
Mai: I see...so, anymore thoughts?
CF: No! Not really!
Mai: Uh...thanks then for speaking to us....
CF: Hold on! Now that you're interviewing me, won't you want to know more about...
DJ, Sailor FPB, and Foyusa: NO!
CF: But...
-the three shake their head in the studio-
CF: Aw..-walks off-
Mai: Hehehehe! Well, moving right along, Karsh is scanning the track right now for traces of where the duo may have disappeared to, as you can see behind me...
-Mai moves aside, showing Karsh down the track, hitting Peppor over the head with a stick and screaming-
Mai: Er...but the dragoons march on in their search!
DJ: All right, thanks for reporting in again Mai....
Mai: No problem! And Happy Anniversary again!
DJ: Thanks! Mai Shiranui everybody!
Mai: Ja ne! -wink-
Millenia: We'll have more on this story as it progresses, but it should be noted that the Red Canyon Race, will, again, be played tomorrow, and all ticket holders will be honored in the stands.

DJ: In other news, after 3 long years, Balamb Garden Commander Squall Leonhart finally tied the knot with his longstanding girlfriend Rinoa Heartilly last weekend in a lavish ceremony held at Balamb Garden. While being lavish and fancy, it was an intimate setting, only having the duo's close friends and relatives...never mind Rinoa and, surprisingly enough, the ever perpetual anti-social loner Squall seem to have quite a few close friends. Squall, of course, wore his SeeD Dress Uniform, while Rinoa had on a stunning white gown designed by the Thunder Plains Design Company, the foremost wedding dress designers in the known worlds. The guest list included greats such as Squall's "bro" Cloud Strife and his on-again off-again but mostly on-again girlfriend Tifa Lockhart , Crono and Princess Nadia "Marle" Guardia, Link, Princess Zelda of Hyrule, Princess Peach Toadstool of the Mushroom Kingdom and her party, and quite a few more. Naturally, Squall and Rinoa's friends from Garden attended, as well as Squall's father, President Laguna Loire of Esthar. Surprisingly, Rinoa's father, General Caraway of Galbadia, came as well, and even gave her away at the ceremony. Of all these guests, however, one cannot forget the most important ones of all....

-Millenia scooches closer, while Foyusa and Sailor FPB run into the shot. The TV screen pops back to life with Mai again as well-

All: Us!
DJ: That's right, the entire DJ:(N)RR cast just happens to be great friends with either Squall or Rinoa, and...
Millenia: All of us? You're friends with Squall!
DJ: No, I....
Sailor FPB: No no no....they "respect" each other, remember?
Mai: Yup yup! As "reasonably okay looking guys who share comment interests!"
DJ:...........ANYWAY, we were invited, and the couple has allowed us to show select portions of the ceremony...so here it is!

-static, as the screen pops to life. Shots of Balamb Garden, seen via an obviously hand camera view, are shown with music in the background, decorated in the usual wedding decor. Basically, it's nice-

DJ: -from behind the camera- Heya everyone! I'm DJ of course, and here we are at Balamb Garden, for the marriage of my main man Squall Leonhart to Rinoa Heartilly!
Foyusa: -off camera- here we go with the "Main Man" stuff again....
FPB: -o.c.- I thought we lost that once we quit being "Roving."
-camera swings around, showing Sailor FPB in a green dress, while sitting on her shoulder is Foyusa with a vest and bowtie-
DJ: What? Old habits die hard, okay!?
Millenia: C'mon guys! Let's get in the wedding....Ryudo's going to be here, isn't he?
DJ: Figures...
Mai: HEEEEEEEEY everyone!
DJ: Mai!
-Mai walks in front of the camera, wearing an unusually modest red dress and dragging a tux-clad Andy Bogard with her-
DJ: Hey Andy.
Andy: Hey DJ....
Mai: Aw, Andy-chan.....this wedding's Sooooooooooo romantic, ne? Makes people think...........
Andy: Er....whatever you say............
Millenia; Hold on Mai.........this is Rinoa's day to -cough- catch a man, so....
Mai: Heh, whatever you say Milly-chan.......
Millenia: Ohhhhhhh!! I hate that name!!!!!!!!
Mai: Why!? Is it because you stole my fashion sense!? -points at Millenia's red dress-
Millenia: Hold on missy! You stole MY fashion sense!
Mai: No way!
-as the two argue, Andy whistles and jogs off towards the Garden entrance-
Mai: Bah! Whatever! -turns- Andy-chan?
DJ: Eh, I think he went off to help set up.....
Mai: -shrug- Aw, such a nice thing for a nice guy to do! Hey, lemme have the camera DJ-chan!
DJ: Er, no....
Mai: Aw, come ooooooooon!
DJ: Well.....
Mai: Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaseee????????????
DJ: -sigh- Fine........

-the camera is handed over, as Mai refocuses the handheld with a shot of DJ in a dark, navy blue tux, continental style. He also has a pair of shades on-

DJ: All right then....let's go in!!!

-static, change. Now the camera shows DJ, Millenia, Sailor FPB and Foyusa walking through the lobby of the Garden-

DJ: All right....if memory serves, the Quad should be over here....
Mai: Wow.....-Japanese-
Sailor FPB: -nods- -Japanese-
Foyusa: Eh? You never told me you knew Japanese!
Sailor FPB: Well, I didn't know about it either....guess it's only in this form....
DJ: Makes sense, seeing how you ARE a blatant Sailor Mercury rip off when you’re like that...
Foyusa: Hey, how come I don't have a blatant anime rip-off as an alternate mode?
DJ: -shrugs- I was originally planning to make you a Kenshin look alike, but then certain circumstances in the forums made that out of the question...besides, it doesn’t make much sense now, if you think about it...
Foyusa: Guess not...
Zell: Yo Squa...er, I mean, Yo DJ!
DJ: -turns- Oh hey, it's Zell Dincht! Heya Zell!
-Zell runs up and gives DJ a high five, though he's worried-
Zell: Hey DJ....man, I'm in trouble!
DJ: Eh? What, accidentally booked hot dogs for the reception?
Zell: No way man! I'm Squall's best man...but I lost the wedding rings!
Millenia: Oh, Rinoa's gong to kill you....
Mai: Uh-oh.....
Zell: I know! This is friggin' horrible! I just turned around for a second, then it was like...The Hell!?!? They were gone!
DJ: Calm down Zell....you've still got a couple of hours, so you should retrace your steps...
Zell: Right! Thanks for the help guys!
Millenia: Help? We have other stuff to do...we can't help!
Zell: Aw..well, anyway, see you guys later!
Mai: Hmmm....You know...I just realized...this seems an awful lot like those..."DJ:RR" episodes you three used to have....
DJ: What!? No way....that's ridiculous!

-later.....-

-a band is practicing in the Quad, which has been decorated as well, including the wedding arch and the rows of seats, set perfectly to the cascading stairway and interior landscaping-

Mai, still behind the camera: Wow, I thought the lobby was nice....

Foyusa: Hey, isn't that Selphie there in the band?
Sailor FPB: Actually...I think that's Quistis and Irvine too....
Selphie: -stops playing- Heeeeeeey! Irvine! Knock it off!
Quistis: Yes, stick to the notes!
Irvine: Aw come on Sefie...Quisty....this music's too drawl for me...
Selphie: That doesn’t matter dummy! This is something special for Squall and Rinoa...we owe it to them...
Quistis: exactly!
-generic SeeDs with other instruments nod but don' speak-
DJ: -waves- Hey Selphie, Quistis, Irvine!
Selphie: HEEEEEYYYYY! DJ! How're you doing!
-the group runs over-
DJ: Not bad, not bad...
Foyusa: How're you guys doing?
Quistis: Ah..this is a bit stressful, but pretty good.
Irvine: -eyes Sailor FPB, Mai, and Millenia: DJ, Foyusa....hey there ladies....I haven't seen you in a long...
Mai: Buzz off Irvine
Millenia: Yeah, hit on someone else
Sailor FPB: Unless you want certain "parts" to go missing...
Irvine: Gah!!! -backs off-
Selphie: Heheheheh
DJ: -winces at the thought- Er..anyway, what're you guys planning to play here, besides the usual wedding march and stuff?
Selphie: Well, since Rinoa liked the little "concert" we gave a few years ago, we're going to go ahead and play both of those songs, and do the stuff for the reception afterwards...but Irvine here keeps wanting to change the stuff!
Irvine: Well, c'mon...none of this stuff's got a good beat....I mean, I GUESS it's okay for a wedding, but this is Squally-boy's wedding....
DJ: And Squall cares about music?
Irvine: Well....
Quistis: The doppelganger has a point...
DJ: Doppelganger!?!?
Quistis: Yes...you DO look like...
DJ: I know, I know...I've heard that enough times....

-even later-

-It is much later, as the Quad is already full of the invited guests, all listening to the mellow sounds of the band. Squall, however, is pacing back and forth at the Quad entrance. Only DJ with the camera is up and about now-

DJ: Hey.....
Squall: -looks up- .......hey.........
DJ: Jitters?
Squall: -groans-
DJ: Figures....
Squall: Whatever..........
DJ: C'mon........
Squall: -glare-
DJ: I mean, you lover her, right?
Squall: .........yes............
DJ: Then..............
Squall: -sighs and nods-
DJ: -nods, as evident by the camera-
Squall:...........Thank You............
DJ: Whatever..........
Squall: -glare-
DJ: ............
Squall: -glares back-
DJ: -ditto-
Laguna: Hey Son! It's time for you to get up here!
Squall: ...........
DJ: ...........go on............
Squall: -nods-
DJ: Oh, and Squall?
Squall: ?
DJ: -sticks out hand-
Squall: !?!?!?
DJ: .....Good luck........
Squall: -nods and hesitantly shakes DJ's hand-
-as Squall walks off, Sailor FPB comes up and smiles, for once-
Sailor FPB: Wow....I think that was the best conversation the two of you have ever had....
DJ: ......whatever..........

-Later again-

-The reception, in Balamb itself now. The pier and harbor has been decorated with ice sculptures of GF's and the usual wedding stuff. Squall and Rinoa are now cutting the cake. The camera seems to be moving by itself, seeing how all 5 members of the cast are in the shot-

Mai: See? I told you to just ask Floyd to man the camera!
DJ: Bah! Whatever....thanks, by the way...
Floyd: No problem, my good man...
-in the background, Rinoa, expectedly, shoves an entire slice of cake into Squall's face. And also expectedly, Squall doesn’t look very happy. Though to his credit, he kisses Rinoa...but then playfully pushes her into the cake. Rinoa gets up, laughs, and finishes the kiss-
Millenia: Awwww, how sweet!
Mai: Kawaii!!!!!
Foyusa: Erm...did you two just agree on something?
Millenia: Take that back!
Mai: I like you Foy-chan....but no spreading such filth, okay?
Millenia: FILTH!? What's that supposed to mean!?
Mai: I think you know, Milly-chan......
Millenia: Gah! I HATE THAT NAME!!!!!!!!! -tackles Mai-
DJ: Er...-does as slashing motion by his neck to the camera-

-later-

-Now, it shows Squall and Rinoa dancing to a jazzed up version of "Waltz for the Moon." Obviously, Selphie relented to Irvine's complaints. Various other couples are seen dancing as well, including Mai and Andy, Millenia squeezing in past Elena with Ryudo, Link and Zelda, and surprisingly enough, Foyusa and Jigglypuff.....weird. DJ and Sailor FPB and standing by the table, the sunset behind them bathing everything-

DJ: Ah...such a nice wedding.....
Sailor FPB: Yeah.....I'd like to have something like this one day....after I meet the right one, of course...
DJ: And what would that be again?
Sailor FPB: Well, obviously, he'd have to be a bird, preferably like a Pidgeot or another Xatu, of course. He'd have to be nice, strong, like me for who I am and not just this faux human form, and be the one. Naturally, I'll take fully evolved all the way...
DJ: And why's that?
Sailor FPB: -glances at DJ with a mischievous look-
DJ: OH!......Ew.......too much info there FPB......
Sailor FPB: Hey, you asked! And speaking of "The right one," where's DL?
DJ: Ah, she couldn’t make it...she has a slight cold, and they wouldn't let her through the time dimension switch thingy...
Sailor FPB: Too bad...Millenia and Mai would've loved to meet her....not together, of course....
DJ: Obviously! -looks at the dance floor longingly-
Sailor FPB: Heh, well.....-follows DJ's gaze-
DJ: ..Well then milady.......may I have this dance?
Sailor FPB: -smiles- Gladly....

-the two walk out and begin waltzing along with the rest of them-

-Finally-

Rinoa: Bye everyone!!!! See you all in 2 weeks!!!!!!!!
Squall: .................-half heartedly waves- ........bye.................
-the two are on the deck of a ship, leaving into the last few seconds of sunlight. Streamers and such are everywhere, as everyone on the pier jumps up and down waving at the two departing on their honeymoon-
DJ: See ya guys!!!
Mai: Aw.......isn't that SWEET Andy-chan!?!?!?
Andy: Er...right..........
Millenia: Where are they headed anyway?
Foyusa: Ah, Laguna booked them on a worlds cruise...first they go to Dolphico Island, then Lake Hylia, El Nido, and then finally to Costa del Sol.
Sailor: Aw, sweet...
Foyusa: Yeah, and Squall finally gets to nail someone!
All: FOYUSA!!!!!!!!!!!
Foyusa:......what, it's true isn't it?
DJ: ...........I guess.........

-back to the studio-
DJ: And welcome back!
Millenia: That was a nice time, wasn't it?
DJ: Yup, and we here at DJ:(N)RR all wish Squall and Rinoa a long, happy, and fruitful marriage!
Foyusa: Dibs that they have an anti-social, short haired daughter who ahs a thing for bicycle shorts instead of a long haired, jacket wearing, extroverted son!
Sailor FPB: I'll take that bet! How about names?
Foyusa: I'm thinking.....Llevan, or maybe......
DJ: You two should be ashamed! Betting on their marriage!
Millenia: I know!..........and put me in for the guy..........
DJ:............you two, get back tot he desk!
-the two trudge back-
Millenia: Er....anyway, now it's time for our weekly feature........

-you know the drill-

LETTERS TO MODIFIED EXISTING POKEMON!!!!!!!!!!

Millenia: Take it away, Foyusa and Sailor FPB!

-letters desk, SFPB scrambling to get the letter out of her, uh, "pocket"-

Sailor FPB: Hey again everyone! Today's letter comes from...interesting, it comes from New York City....
Foyusa: Eh? The REAL New York?
Sailor FPB: No....I don't think so....anyway, it reads...

Dear Foyusa and FPB,

Okay...I suck, I know it. Ya know, when I came here as ';the new guy" I was nice and everything! I even tried to show everyone how to take good care of their hair and skin so it can be nice and perfect like me, instead of being all dark and dingy looking. But no....everyone hates me. Except my girlfriend, she seems to think I'm all right, though I hear everyone else wondering what she'd see in me. Eh, whatever. Anyway...what can I do here!?

Jac...er, I mean, "Kevlar Python"

Sailor FPB: Wow...talk about having a bad false name....anywho, Kevlar, I gotta say, take the hint. No one likes you for a reason, and I think it's because of your whole attitude of "teaching" them. I don't know, maybe they don't WANT to know how to be like you? Just leave everyone alone man...
Foyusa: Well, I say screw them! You've got a seemingly loving girlfriend...that's all a guy needs! Well, that or some paper towels and...
Sailor FPB: DON'T even go there Foyusa....
Foyusa: What? I was going to suggest some paper towels and some Endust to clean up the house! After all, can't leave all the work to women...plus, she'll like it, and it increases your chances of scoring!
Sailor FPB: ........back to you DJ......

DJ: Er...okay......
Millenia: Me me mememe meeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
DJ: Er, what's that for?
Millenia: Getting ready for the wrap up, of course!
DJ: Well....there's no wrap up this week Millenia........
Millenia: What!? Why not!?!?
DJ: .......we only have three stories, four if you count the letter...hardly enough.....besides, it IS the 10th Edition, so...........
Millenia: So?
DJ: Well...I haven't figured that part out yet.......let me think........
-music begins to play-
Millenia: Oh DJ! Why do you always do this!?
Sailor FPB: yeah, you're always so last minute about this stuff...especially in the middle of the show....
Foyusa: Exactly........why DJ, why?
-music gets louder-
DJ: Well.......

-the desk slides away, as does the facade, revealing a slightly gaudy, but generally nice stage. Inexplicably, DJ is now in a tux, and Millenia, Sailor FPB, and even Mai are there dressed up. Foyusa has his tie on, and various other characters are there also dressed-

DJ: -singing- You wanna know, about how my life,
stays and acts like this?
Well I gotta add, that while that ain't bad,
It's certainly ain't somethin' to miss.

While I can't explain, quite too clearly,
as that's just how I was born,
But all I know, is that as you see,
It's certainly made quite a storm!

-dances off as the rest of the cast jumps in-

Foyusa, Sailor FPB, Millenia, and Mai: Oh yeah, ya know?
We ain't gonna stop!
From here on out we're gonna take it all!
10th Anniversary’s cool....but here's to hoping for DJ to keep it up!

From now....until then........
This'll be legendary like Mario or a Benz...
(N)RR, is here, ready to stay,
Until we get bored, or some random time in May!

-the fancy music slows down and turns into a beat-

DJ: Everyone, give it up for Knuckles!!!!!!!

Knuckles: Yeah, yo!

Wit da puff chest..
People call me Knuckles!
Seein' all da damn fools
actin' like some suckas.

Here I gotta go give props to da DJ (DJ!)
bringin' it from the cribs down to da Freeway (Freeways!)
Always here, wit da latest news foo!
Makin' it here downright old school!

Always here, never disappearin'
And givin' it all wit no lick of fearin'!
So for 'dis anniversary ya'll
Give'em some props and take it down to da wall!

-music changes back-

Foyusa, Sailor FPB, Millenia, and Mai: Oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, ya know?
We aiiiiiiiiiin't gonna stop!
From here on out we're gonna take it all!
10th Anniversary’s cool....but here's to hoping for DJ to keep it up!

From now....until then........
This'll be legendary like Mario or a Benz...
(N)RR, is here, ready to stay,
Until we get bored, or some random time in May!

-music slows down to an almost symphony like performance-

DJ: People.....Zelda, Link, the Hyrule Symphony, and Celes Chere!

-Zelda and Link are sitting with the symphony, playing the harp and ocarina respectively. Celes steps up-

Celes: Here we stand........
It's been quite some time.............
A milestone, greatest in all the land........
Not quite yet.........

We are.........
Forever here to band...........together.........

Even now.....
We always look forever....
Into the great big maw........
To keep this team no matter......

We will..........
Stand here.......together...........

Wheneeeeeeeeeeeeveeeeeeeeer the rain.........
Falls from the sky!!!!!!!!!
Though things may change........
We'll stand together.....all four of you and I!

We shall all stand together..........
The four of you.......and.....I...................

-music changes back to normal-

Foyusa, Sailor FPB, Millenia, and Mai: Oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, ya know?
We aiiiiiiiiiin't gonna stop!
From here on out we're gonna take it all!
10th Anniversary’s cool....but here's to hoping for DJ to keep it up!

From now....until then........
This'll be legendary like Mario or a Benz...
(N)RR, is here, ready to stay,
Until we get bored, or some random time in May!

-DJ dances back in-

DJ: So hey you've heard,
What we have to say!
Sure it may be cheesy,
But at least we don't ask for pay!

Even in these horrid rhymes!
You can see how these cross my mind!
So hey while this may not be foreeeeeeeeeeeever!
As long as it lasts, we'll always be togeeeeeeeeeeether!

-everyone runs in-

DJ: 'Cause as we say.........

ALL: Oh yeah.............ya know?
Boy aren't you guys annoyed?
We wasted your time with a cruddy song,
One that surely would last real long!

Hell look at these, final lines,
Most don't even have the sense of a dime!
But at least we're here to go ahead and sa-aaaayyy..........

DJ: From now...until then!
All: We're gonna stick around 'till the end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!





DJ: That, or until I get bored! So for Millenia, Foyusa, Freaky Psychic Bird, and Mai Shiranui, I'm DarkJuno........have a sane day! See Ya!!!!!!!!!!!!

-everyone dances off to the music, inexplicably, to loud cheers and hooting-