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Started by Chikara Nadir , Mar 23 2012 12:39 AM

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#1 Chikara Nadir

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Posted 23 March 2012 - 12:39 AM

Chik:
I like my women like I like my chocolate bars.

Synile:
Dark?
Melty?
Sweet?

Chik:
Without nuts.

Synile:
Oh.
I'd have never thought of that.

Chik:
or how about
I like my women like I like my whiskey.

Synile:
Neat?
Strong?

Chik:
12 years old and mixed up with coke.

Synile:
.... Hahahaha.

Chik:
you're welcome.
you now have new punchlines.

Synile:
Facebook is hearing about that one.

#2 Sir Deimos

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Posted 23 March 2012 - 12:41 AM

Some say the best sort of woman.

#3 Crimson Lego

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Posted 23 March 2012 - 08:19 AM

I tried using the first joke in physics.



They all got it. ;d

Edited by Leo Crimson, 23 March 2012 - 08:20 AM.

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Posted 23 March 2012 - 06:37 PM

And I was wondering why L.A. wound up on the F.B.I.'s pedophile watch-list....

#5 SOAP

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 01:52 AM

Well Chik did have that incestuous relationship with her own daughter. But it's cool because her daughter's actually a robot. Or cyborg. I forget what Lena's supposed to be.

#6 J-Roc

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Posted 30 March 2012 - 08:49 AM

I like my women like I like my coffee...















































Ground up and in the freezer.

Don't call the cops, its a joke!

#7 Emiko

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Posted 30 March 2012 - 10:38 AM

I like my women like my turtles .....teenaged and possibly mutated... (unless you're Michael Bay....then from another planet)

#8 Crimson Lego

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Posted 30 March 2012 - 03:44 PM

'The Dude', on 30 Mar 2012 - 1:49 PM, said:

Ground up and in the freezer.


You keep your coffee in the freezer? :huh:

#9 Twinrova

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Posted 30 March 2012 - 10:29 PM

'Leo Crimson', on 30 Mar 2012 - 8:44 PM, said:

'The Dude', on 30 Mar 2012 - 1:49 PM, said:


Ground up and in the freezer.


You keep your coffee in the freezer? :huh:


It supposedly keeps the coffee fresher longer or something. Ben does it too. O_o

#10 Sir Deimos

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Posted 31 March 2012 - 01:35 PM

(Blatantly stolen from a friend)
I like my women like I like my wine. 8 years old and locked up in my basement.

#11 J-Roc

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Posted 31 March 2012 - 10:56 PM

'Leo Crimson', on 30 Mar 2012 - 8:44 PM, said:

'The Dude', on 30 Mar 2012 - 1:49 PM, said:


Ground up and in the freezer.


You keep your coffee in the freezer? :huh:


Of course, superior cup my friend.

#12 Nevermind

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Posted 31 March 2012 - 11:55 PM

I like my women like I like my women.



In....uhh....


wait...with...umm...



















Shit.

#13 Emiko

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 10:04 AM

'Lazurucakes', on 01 Apr 2012 - 04:55 AM, said:

I like my women like I like my women.



In....uhh....


wait...with...umm...



















Shit.


Posted Image

#14 Crimson Lego

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 01:41 PM

'Emiko', on 01 Apr 2012 - 3:04 PM, said:

'Lazurucakes', on 01 Apr 2012 - 04:55 AM, said:


I like my women like I like my women.



In....uhh....


wait...with...umm...



















Shit.


Posted Image


Oh god, don't bring that up again. :deadlink:

#15 Nevermind

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 07:07 PM

XD Like my women how I like my coffee. One cup.

#16 Emiko

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 07:59 PM

'Lazurucakes', on 02 Apr 2012 - 12:07 AM, said:

XD Like my women how I like my coffee. One cup.


^
He did it, not me lolololololol
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