Chik:
I like my women like I like my chocolate bars.
Synile:
Dark?
Melty?
Sweet?
Chik:
Without nuts.
Synile:
Oh.
I'd have never thought of that.
Chik:
or how about
I like my women like I like my whiskey.
Synile:
Neat?
Strong?
Chik:
12 years old and mixed up with coke.
Synile:
.... Hahahaha.
Chik:
you're welcome.
you now have new punchlines.
Synile:
Facebook is hearing about that one.
Synile learns new jokes
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Chikara Nadir
, Mar 23 2012 12:39 AM
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Posted 23 March 2012 - 12:39 AM
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Posted 23 March 2012 - 12:41 AM
Some say the best sort of woman.
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Posted 23 March 2012 - 08:19 AM
I tried using the first joke in physics.
They all got it.
They all got it.
Edited by Leo Crimson, 23 March 2012 - 08:20 AM.
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Posted 23 March 2012 - 06:37 PM
And I was wondering why L.A. wound up on the F.B.I.'s pedophile watch-list....
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Posted 24 March 2012 - 01:52 AM
Well Chik did have that incestuous relationship with her own daughter. But it's cool because her daughter's actually a robot. Or cyborg. I forget what Lena's supposed to be.
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Posted 30 March 2012 - 08:49 AM
I like my women like I like my coffee...
Ground up and in the freezer.
Don't call the cops, its a joke!
Ground up and in the freezer.
Don't call the cops, its a joke!
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Posted 30 March 2012 - 10:38 AM
I like my women like my turtles .....teenaged and possibly mutated... (unless you're Michael Bay....then from another planet)
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Posted 30 March 2012 - 03:44 PM
Ground up and in the freezer.
You keep your coffee in the freezer?
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Posted 30 March 2012 - 10:29 PM
Ground up and in the freezer.
You keep your coffee in the freezer?
It supposedly keeps the coffee fresher longer or something. Ben does it too. O_o
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Posted 31 March 2012 - 01:35 PM
(Blatantly stolen from a friend)
I like my women like I like my wine. 8 years old and locked up in my basement.
I like my women like I like my wine. 8 years old and locked up in my basement.
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Posted 31 March 2012 - 10:56 PM
Ground up and in the freezer.
You keep your coffee in the freezer?
Of course, superior cup my friend.
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Posted 31 March 2012 - 11:55 PM
I like my women like I like my women.
In....uhh....
wait...with...umm...
Shit.
In....uhh....
wait...with...umm...
Shit.
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 10:04 AM
I like my women like I like my women.
In....uhh....
wait...with...umm...
Shit.
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 01:41 PM
I like my women like I like my women.
In....uhh....
wait...with...umm...
Shit.
Oh god, don't bring that up again.
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 07:07 PM
XD Like my women how I like my coffee. One cup.
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 07:59 PM
XD Like my women how I like my coffee. One cup.
^
He did it, not me lolololololol
