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BREAKING NEWS: Vincent Valentine escapes!

Non-Cheesy Sounding, 50's Sounding Announcer: We interrupt your reading with a DarkJuno: (Non)Roving Reporter Breaking News Report...

-camera pan to a tired looking DJ sitting alone in a darker then usual news desk-

DJ: We interrupt your current LA article with this breaking story. It seems that Vincent Valentine, famed gunslinger of FFVII and the man accused for the murders of CCKA President Starky, and SNK cat girl Cham Cham, has broken out of the Viper Manor Dungeon. We now go live via satellite to FPB at the Viper Manor gates, where Dragoon Deva Karsh is about to make a statement. Foyusa, do ya hear me?

-switch to a steadily clearing shot of Foyusa in front of the gates, a mass of reporters milling about-

FPB: Loud and clear DJ. As you can see by the large amount of reporters here scrambling at the gates, this is big news! As you said, we're here waiting for Karsh, who seems to have become the spokesman for this case, to come out here and tell the whole sto...oh wait, here he comes now, let's listen in.

Karsh: ...ank you for your patience in the matter. At approximately 7:25 this morning, an explosion rattled the port town of Termina, as a mysterious merchant ship exploded in a violent hail of flaming debris. Naturally, most of the Dragoons checked it out, which was unfortunate, because it was at this time that Vincent Valentine escaped. As Glenn, whom stayed behind with a few of the guards, noted later on, he was walking along the basement when he heard footsteps, and the abrupt sound of what seemed like a person being knocked out. Before he could do anything, he heard a quick "Sorry" and was, too, knocked out cold. When he came to, Valentine's cell was blown open, and he was gone. Glenn exited, only to find a trail of unconscious dragoons leading out towards the Viper Manor Bluffs, where I'm assuming Vincent made his escape, along with the other party that helped him. We, as of right now, have reason to believe that Schala "Kid" Zeal, of the Radical Dreamers, was the one whom broke Valentine out, as several of our guards swore it was her. Plus, it after a quick background check, It seems that Kid has just recently reappeared, and has stolen both a merchant ship and a few tons of gunpowder out of Porre. That is all, and General Viper will have more information in the coming days...

-puts down the cards he was reading and faces the cameras, a finger raised-

Karsh: But let it be known right now....Valentine, I will personally hunt you down myself! I'm not about to let another prisoner get away from me, Junior, so you all can mark my words...we WILL catch Vincent Valentine. Thank you, no comments...

FPB: -whew- Hard words from Karsh, as he vows to capture Valentine. Back to you DJ.

DJ: Thank you Foyusa. We will have more on our next edition of DJ:(N)RR. Thank you, and for now, we now return you to your regularly scheduled LA article.

Non-Cheesy, 50's style Announcer: This has been a DJ: (N)RR Breaking News Report, we now return you to your regularly scheduled article, already in progress.