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[Kisseena]

So, I was talking to my friend Savanah on FB chat.
This is a part of what happened that pretty much made my night:

Savanah: I just want to think of ass boils. Ya know?
Me: Lol, read what you said again.
Savanah: dont want to.****
Savanah: fml
Me: XDDD
Me: I'm trying not to laugh
Savanah: Fuck you. I hate life. It can stop.
Me: This isn't helping XD


You might not get it, but OMG, I wanted to post this. XD

[Kisseena]

So, Savanah and I had another funny conversation today. This one was in person.

Me:What would you do if you had a penis for a day?
Savanah:Am I me with a penis or am I a boy?
Me:You're you with a penis.
Savanah:I don't want me with a penis, so no.
Me:Okay, then you would be a boy for a day, what would you do?
Savanah:I'm gonna find a hooker. A high-end one, not a crackhead. One that won't give me the syphilis.
Me:I would pee with a boner. And run. And pee standing up. And get kicked in the balls. I don't know if I'd jack myself off, though.
Savanah:That would be weird to see... You would be all like, "THIS FEELS WEIRD, MAKE IT STOP!" And then I would say, "Well then stop!" And you would be all like, "BUT I CAN'T!" And then I'd be scarred.

Ohh, our conversations.

Edited by Kisseena, 08 November 2011 - 01:48 AM.

[Elvenlord]

.........wat.

[deep]

Girls are weird. Also

Me:I would pee with a boner.

have fun with that.

[Twinrova]

Me:I would pee with a boner.

have fun with that.

[deep]

OH WHAT THE--

[Twinrova]

xD There are other pretty hilarious ones but I don't think I'm allowed to post them because they have illustrated boners in them. u___u

[deep]

...link me.

[Twinrova]

It is done.

[Kisseena]

I kinda wanna look at it, but I have a feeling I shouldn't. I'm gonna stick with that feeling.

[Twinrova]

It's not that bad. Just more silly illustrations of possible (?) positions one can do with a toilet in order to pee with a boner.

[Kisseena]

Hmm... maybe.
I'll get back to you on that. I'll look at it if I can have someone look at it with me... Someone like my friend Savanah. XD

[Twinrova]

Well, if you decide you wanna look, just go to GIS and type in "how to pee with a boner".

[deep]

Guys guys guys, the difficulty of peeing with a boner isn't logistical, it's anatomical. I'm sure WikiDad will do a more thorough job of explaining it to you than me, however.

[J-Roc]

Me:I would pee with a boner.

have fun with that.

Kay unless the fact you have a boner while peeing TURNS YOU ON you will have SOME aim.

PS: WTF!?!?!??!

[Twinrova]

Well from what I understand trying to point it down too much cuts off the flow, so you gotta do some kinda finagling to get it aimed right.

[deep]

Well from what I understand trying to point it down too much cuts off the flow, so you gotta do some kinda finagling to get it aimed right.

Not the case. See, a man's urethra is a multi-tasker, taking care of urine and ejaculate. When a dong becomes erect, it closes the valve that leads to the urethra in order to open the valve to clear the way for what's potentially coming from the twins. It's hard to pee with an erection because the urine has to forcibly reopen the closed valve as the body continues to try and hold it closed.

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[SOAP]

...link me.

Knew it.

Also, I once knew a girl who wanted to be a boy for a day just to know what it would feel like to have gay sex with another dude. With her being the "top" of course. And this one really effeminate straight guy I knew kinda raised an eyebrow to that and the two disappeared somewhere shortly after that.

I went to high school with some really weird folks...

[Twinrova]

Well from what I understand trying to point it down too much cuts off the flow, so you gotta do some kinda finagling to get it aimed right.

Not the case. See, a man's urethra is a multi-tasker, taking care of urine and ejaculate. When a dong becomes erect, it closes the valve that leads to the urethra in order to open the valve to clear the way for what's potentially coming from the twins. It's hard to pee with an erection because the urine has to forcibly reopen the closed valve as the body continues to try and hold it closed.

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D: I guess I understood Ben wrong when he was explaining it. xD

Edited by Twinrova, 09 November 2011 - 12:21 PM.

[wisp]

Maybe Ben understood it wrong when he was explaining it. XD

[Twinrova]

Maybe. But he's a lot smarter than me so it's more likely I got it wrong.

[deep]

D: I guess I understood Ben wrong when he was explaining it. xD

It's okay, that's as complicated as male hardware gets. Vaginas are like dark epicenters of voodoo magic that I'll never understand.

[J-Roc]

It's okay, that's as complicated as male hardware gets. Vaginas are like dark epicenters of voodoo magic that I'll never understand.

QFT

[Twinrova]

All the more reason to go exploring up in there.

[Selena]

It's like spelunking.

[deep]

I'd prefer the cave.

[J-Roc]

It's like spelunking.

In bodies of water with large fish populations.

[SOAP]

All the more reason to go exploring up in there.

No thanks, I'm good. I'll just stick with what I know best.

[deep]

I don't envy you either. I just am not a fan of tight spaces.

[Elvenlord]

*Insert joke about hot-dog down a hallway here*