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[Stew]

So. There's this girl who is moving out of her place this week, into a house across town, and she has some food in the fridge that needs to be disposed of before she goes.



She said: So, do you want to come over and eat my sushi for me tomorrow?

He said: Do I get a meal out of it as well?

She said: You need a second meal? XD

He said:OH! Yeah, sure! I haven't had sushi in a while!

She said: Great! See you then!



Heh heh heh. Smoooooooth.

Edited by Veteran, 31 March 2012 - 05:43 PM.

[Twinrova]

I kept misreading the thread title as "Vagitarian".


Now after reading this I don't feel like I was too far off..

[Quistis]

Aww, no love for the vegetarians. I feel sad now.

[JRPomazon]

On the recent thread window, it reads "It's Vegetatian" by Stew. Very fun.

But yes, quite smooth sir.

[Stew]

I kept misreading the thread title as "Vagitarian".


Now after reading this I don't feel like I was too far off..

Aw, damn it! I totally could have used that for a title! Oh well, there's always next time.

I hope.

Aww, no love for the vegetarians. I feel sad now.

There will be if I play my cards right.

On the recent thread window, it reads "It's Vegetatian" by Stew. Very fun.

But yes, quite smooth sir.

Hahah! Yes! I am the king on unintentional puns!

[Dizzy]

You did good, m'boy. ;]

[Stew]

She canceled on me, and she had a rough time on Monday! D:

She's a bit of an emotional recluse, and had a bad day. But she doesn't want to talk about it, which is fine. But she canceled the night, and didn't want any help packing. =/




But the hilarious text conversation will live on forever.






I want my free meal, damnit!

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Now, we know what kind of Stew, you are...