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[Twinrova]

So a few days ago, I get an add on MSN from some random chick I didn't know. I added her back but blocked her, preferring to do a little light stalking to see if I could figure out who she was. This didn't bring up anything promising, so when I saw her online tonight, I decided to unblock her and see who she was. I was in something of a sour mood, so I decided to vent my frustrations on this here idiot:


kaitlyn says (12:03 AM):
*heeeeeey

Rova says (12:05 AM):
*hey
*who's this?

kaitlyn says (12:07 AM):
*yeah, i was wondering the same thinggggg,

Rova says (12:07 AM):
*eh?

kaitlyn says (12:07 AM):
*m or fm ?

Rova says (12:08 AM):
*where did you get my msn?

kaitlyn says (12:08 AM):
*whats urrrrrr msn ?:S


Rova says (12:10 AM):
*it's at the top of the window y'know

kaitlyn says (12:10 AM):
*LMFAO
kaitlyn says (12:11 AM):
*oh god, sorrrrry. me and my friend just randumly thought of it to adddddddd
*and its not for me haa

Rova says (12:11 AM):
*is english your first language?

kaitlyn says (12:12 AM):
*yes.
*where are u from ?

Rova says (12:12 AM):
*oh. i just wondered, 'cause you seem to be having trouble spelling simple words

kaitlyn says (12:14 AM):
*oh, i just add extra letters onto the word. its what alotta people do these days.
*are you from canada?

Rova says (12:14 AM):
*no. but for future reference, 'u' is a letter. i think the word you're looking for is 'you'

kaitlyn says (12:15 AM):
*okkk lol
well, for the reference, ima girl. And im 16 years old.

Rova says (12:15 AM):
*i can tell

kaitlyn says (12:16 AM):
*are you a boy? (:

Rova says (12:16 AM):
*yes

kaitlyn says (12:17 AM):
*noiceeeeee !
*ftw.
*btw
*why will u do moose stuff for money? :S

Rova says (12:18 AM):
*i'm not answering that until you stop butchering the english language

kaitlyn says (12:18 AM):
*Ok, is is better?
*Now answer my question.
kaitlyn says (12:19 AM):
*is this*

Rova says (12:19 AM):
*it's just a quote from family guy

kaitlyn says (12:20 AM):
*Sick !
what country you from man?

Rova says (12:20 AM):
*usa

kaitlyn says (12:21 AM):
*:l
what place? >.<

Rova says (12:21 AM):
*jersey

kaitlyn says (12:22 AM):
*You can be my new bestfriend from new jersey >: D !

Rova says (12:23 AM):
*doesn't take much to be a best friend these days huh

kaitlyn says (12:24 AM):
*lmfao not reallllly !
*im from london !!
kaitlyn says (12:26 AM):
*fbdsgbsdakvnDSjkvbSDv
*dvfsdbgrd

Rova says (12:26 AM):
*you drunk?

kaitlyn says (12:27 AM):
*yesuh >.<
*im ubbber cold!
*grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Rova says (12:27 AM):
*if that's your biggest problem right now, i envy you

kaitlyn says (12:28 AM):
*Why is this?!


whats ur biggest problem?

Rova says (12:28 AM):
*'ur' is not a word. i think the word you're looking for is 'your'

kaitlyn says (12:29 AM):
*whats your* biggest problem?!
*tell meeeeeee

Rova says (12:30 AM):
*i can't imagine a 16-year-old would really understand

kaitlyn says (12:31 AM):
*trust me, i do (:
ive been through a lot. im mature!

Rova says (12:31 AM):
*somehow i doubt that

kaitlyn says (12:32 AM):
*you look about 17?
i think i can keep up

Rova says (12:32 AM):
*not quite

kaitlyn says (12:32 AM):
*Yes!
*tell me pleaseeeeee

Rova says (12:33 AM):
*i'm 22, not 17.

kaitlyn says (12:33 AM):
*then you should be complimented.
i thought you were younger.. haha, what did you get marrrried? :-O ?
* gasp!

Rova says (12:35 AM):
*no, the day i get married is the day i die.

kaitlyn says (12:36 AM):
*but i love being in love.

Rova says (12:37 AM):
*being in love and getting married is very different

kaitlyn says (12:37 AM):
*true.
but have you ever been in love?
*

Rova says (12:37 AM):
*yes

kaitlyn says (12:38 AM):
*gah
there must be lots of good looking guys in new york

Rova says (12:38 AM):
*i haven't met any

kaitlyn says (12:39 AM):
*thats because you like girls........
kaitlyn says (12:40 AM):
*haha
*!
!

Rova says (12:40 AM):
*when did i say i liked girls?

kaitlyn says (12:40 AM):
*you like boys ?

Rova says (12:40 AM):
*did i say that?

kaitlyn says (12:40 AM):
*Noooo
*it was a question

Rova says (12:41 AM):
*i'm open minded

kaitlyn says (12:41 AM):
*soo you like both

Rova says (12:42 AM):
*i didn't say that

kaitlyn says (12:42 AM):
*Im confused :S
so your willing to the idea of liking both men and women?

Rova says (12:44 AM):
*hmm. now, i might be wrong, but i think you meant to use "you're" there instead of "your", as "your" implies possession, and "you're" is a contraction of "you are".



And unfortunately my internet decided to cut out right at that moment and spoil my fun. I'm a little surprised I managed to convince her I was a man, as I have a picture of myself as my MSN icon.....but maybe that just means I should change it to something a little less manly. o__o

[wisp]

I weep for the future.

That's really all I can say right now. XD

[JRPomazon]

HAHA! I AM PLEASED! CHAT WITH THIS TWIT AGAIN!

+3 Points

Edited by JRPomazon, 11 July 2010 - 12:30 AM.

[Twinrova]

I would have kept going, but she signed off (or blocked me, haha) in the time I was struggling to bring back my connection.

[Jasi]

If she blocks you, that means you won! That's how you play the internet.

Edited by Jasi, 11 July 2010 - 05:03 PM.

[Twinrova]

This is true. It's just I wanted to see how far I could go and how intricate a web I could spin with my lies.

[Selena]

Rova had a...


That's it, it's over.

[Twinrova]

...It.....it began?

[Moriatti]

i dont get it lolololllllllllllll

[Egann]

Once again, you have managed to demonstrate that the closest thing to heaven is Selena's bedpost. In the LA-verse, at least....

[Chikara Nadir]

I've been so close to heaven, then, and yet so far..!

Rova, don't worry. You at least make a very sexy, breasty man. That's why girls from across the ocean come after you and forget the use of their native tongue when faced with your awesomeness.