11 replies to this topic

[wisp]

wisp says (1:05 AM):
DON'T LAY ANY MORE EGGS IN MY CLEAVAGE

Rova says (1:05 AM):
I CAN'T HELP IT THEY JUST COME OUT

wisp says (1:05 AM):
DAMN IT ROVA

Rova says (1:05 AM):
;_________; I'M SORRY

wisp says (1:05 AM):
KEEP YOUR EGGS TO YOURSELFFFFF

Rova says (1:05 AM):
BUT I HAVE SO MANY

wisp says (1:06 AM):
UNLESS THEY ARE EDIBLE. ARE THEY EDIBLE?
IF I CAN EAT THEM THEN YOU MAY CONTINUE

Rova says (1:06 AM):
YOU CANNIBAL!

wisp says (1:06 AM):
WISPY LIKES TO EAT EGGS

Rova says (1:06 AM):
WISPY LIKES TO EAT ROVA FETUSES

wisp says (1:07 AM):
(I LOVE YOU EGGS!)
FRESH EGGS
WHITE EGGS
GET YOUR EGGS HERE!

Rova says (1:07 AM):
(I LOVE YOU ROVA FETUS!) (<-FIX'D)

wisp says (1:07 AM):
HEY

Rova says (1:07 AM):
FRESH FETUS
WHITE FETUS
GET YOUR FETUSES HERE

wisp says (1:08 AM):
BETTER FOR ME TO USE THEM FOR NUTRITIONAL BENEFITS THAN FOR YOU TO STICK THEM IN JARS AND LINE YOUR KID'S TIME OUT ROOM WITH THEM

Rova says (1:09 AM):
WHAT THE HELL ELSE AM I GONNA SCAR MY NONEXISTANT KIDS WITH

wisp says (1:09 AM):
I BET SHARP OBJECTS WILL PRODUCE SOME NICE LOOKING SCARS

Rova says (1:10 AM):
I PREFER THE MENTAL SCARS ONLY PUSSIES DEAL WITH SCARS OF THE FLESH

wisp says (1:10 AM):
YOU SCAR YOUR CATS?

Rova says (1:10 AM):
..
I PREFER THE MENTAL SCARS ONLY SCROTUMS DEAL WITH THE SCARS OF THE FLESH (<-FIX'D)

wisp says (1:11 AM):
SEXIST!

Rova says (1:11 AM):
SCARIST!

wisp says (1:11 AM):
EGGIST

Rova says (1:11 AM):
FETUSIST

wisp says (1:11 AM):
BOOBIEIST



Disclaimer: Obviously I don't approve of harming children with sharp objects. Always use blunt ones. Okay, I'm kidding about that last part. XD

Bonus points if someone other than Lena knows the egg reference at 1:07.

[Twinrova]

Bonus points if anyone catches the references at 1:08 and 1:10.

[Selena]

(I LOVE YOU EGGS!)
FRESH EGGS
WHITE EGGS
GET YOUR EGGS HERE!



Goddammit, wisp, now it's stuck in my head.

[wisp]

My work here is done.

[Egann]

......I would say I hope I didn't accidentally egg anyone on, but then again, I happen to know that's an anatomical impossibility.

[Hana-Nezumi]

Bonus points if someone other than Lena knows the egg reference at 1:07.

Eggs, get your eggs here! Fresh and white eggs are here~! Wiggle jiggle, yellow middle, that's the best of what you are. (I love you egg!) White and tender, surround the center, cozy sitting in the crackling shell. (I love you!) Vitamins and minerals in you, oodles of the proteins too. (Oodle doodle) Popular and perfect and so complete in every way. (I love you egg, egg!) Come into my tummy, oh so very yummy. Crack, crack, crack! Chip and chip away your shell and come to me. (Eggs are the best!) I love you (fresh eggs) I love you (white eggs) Really really love you so (eggs fresh fresh eggs) Eggs I really love you like the sky above! I love you (fresh eggs) I love you (white eggs) Really really love you so (eggs fresh fresh eggs) Three hundred and sixty-five days, I really love you so! I really love you so!

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[wisp]

*wipes a tear from her eye*

That's my stepson! He makes me so proud!

[Selena]

*eye-twitch* x____o

[Chikara Nadir]

And the terrible reality that there is a toy industry based off of these eggs...

[Emiko]

That is quite disturbing.

[Veteran]

You're all insane.

[wisp]

OMG CHIK I LOVE THEM! I want them all, and I can decorate my Christmas tree with them or hang them off my shelves. XD