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[Nevermind]

In light of a recent thread, and the subsequent buggings from curious females...

There is always someone to put a positive spin on a situation.


Steel says:
You gotta admit though dude
you are getting attention about your dick from a notorious lesbian
Laz says:
that is true
You are such a positive young man
Steel says:
Hey, I do what I can

[Selena]

I'm notorious!

[wisp]

Awww, I'm first on the list of curious females!

[Twinrova]

For someone who doesn't want this story getting out you sure are bringing lots of attention to it.

[Chikara Nadir]

I...

... I'm not lemony enough anymore? *runs away and cries* I'm so out of the citrus loop. The...froot loop, shall we say.

[Nevermind]

Knowing there is a story, and knowing the story are two different things.

Plus, despite my desire for less attention to my man parts......I needed context >.>

[Selena]

I...

... I'm not lemony enough anymore? *runs away and cries* I'm so out of the citrus loop. The...froot loop, shall we say.

You used to be as straight as a coastal highway. Now you're as straight as...... well, a highway in one of the prairie states.

[J-Roc]

So I'm guessing your 8 really, really, really, equals D, huh?

Edited by Sharpy, 24 May 2010 - 01:47 AM.

[SOAP]

In light of a recent thread, and the subsequent buggings from curious females...

There is always someone to put a positive spin on a situation.


Steel says:
You gotta admit though dude
you are getting attention about your dick from a notorious lesbian
Laz says:
that is true
You are such a positive young man
Steel says:
Hey, I do what I can

Allow me to put back a negative spin on it. While even lesbians are curious about your...We interrupt this post to bring you news that the Triples Club is now a safe haven kittens. Enjoy ladies.

Edited by SOAP, 24 May 2010 - 03:26 AM.

[Nevermind]

But.


You're not the only guy who knows.




BOOSH! XD


(foil'd)

Edited by Lazurukeel, 24 May 2010 - 03:19 AM.

[SOAP]

But.


You're not the only guy who knows.




BOOSH! XD


AND... there's a chance it could happen to you too, were.....circumstances there...as well....just probably not with a girl.

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Edited by SOAP, 24 May 2010 - 03:23 AM.

[Nevermind]

(foil'd'd more >.>)

Edited by Lazurukeel, 24 May 2010 - 03:20 AM.

[SOAP]

*snip* Sorry ladies. ----Edited by Soap

Shhhhhh! You're being too specific! Don't give it away too quick, that's no fun.

Edited by SOAP, 24 May 2010 - 03:23 AM.

[Nevermind]

___END-TRANSMISSION___

[SOAP]

This is getting insane. Laz, get on facebook, quick!

[Egann]

......................




Wait...

Awww, I'm first on the list of curious females!

....

I TOLD YOU YOU BATTED LEFTY!!!!!!! FRICKIN CALLED IT!

I mean, seriously. You're like, the last one to catch on.

Edited by Egann, 24 May 2010 - 08:48 AM.

[wisp]

... that's not what I said at all. XD No, I don't "bat lefty."

[Selena]

Well, you do participate in the boobie thread way more often than I do.

[Twinrova]

She has a lot more boob to show off.

[Selena]

...I meant posting pictures of celebrity boobs!



No more pictures for you. >___>

[Twinrova]

Aw c'mon Lenababy. I meant no disrespect. Everyone knows wispy's are the biggest.

[wisp]

Well, you do participate in the boobie thread way more often than I do.

Looking at pictures of boobies because they're pretty is not the same as being sexually attracted to them XD

[Egann]

Yes it is. Why do you think that 80% of female art is nude?

[Dizzy]

Because the nude female figure is becoming more socially acceptable?

Because the female movement involves marginal clothing liberation?

Because we're all damn dirty nude hippies?

[SOAP]

Let me sum it up even better:

Girls are just hotter than guys.

Unless you're Laz then even lesbians want to know what your packing.

[Fin]

Girls are just hotter than guys.

Yep. This is objectively and verifiably true.

Unless you're Laz then even lesbians want to know what your packing.

This also.

[Veteran]

Laz, the Committee told me to tell you they don't take kindly to exhibitionists.

[Steel Samurai]

You forgot the "With the exception of the Lazuruchine." Gosh Vet, the committee isn't going to want to use you as a messenger if you keep this up.

[Veteran]

Hmmm, seems there was more on the other side of this note they gave me.

"...except Laz. We like his penis."


So carry on.

[SOAP]

I heard Laz's penis cures cancersiphilaids.