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[CstsMarked]

So here what you do,

Post a random quote that you find interesting that you heard during the day. It can be something funny, just plain ridiculous, anything.

Ill Start

"That a nice ring you have there. Its a very pretty blue. Its like your eyes."

[SnowsilverKat]

"If you're going to kiss a horse's ass, you should be prepared to get kicked in the face."

[Emiko]

This is my fave

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” - Dr. Seuss

[JRPomazon]

"If your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."

Edited by JRPomazon, 18 April 2010 - 12:25 AM.

[Jinx]

"I personally am invested in rocket launchers, I don't stab... I blow u["



^ funniest typo someone has sent me in a while. Yet it clearly gets the point across...
lol?

[CstsMarked]

"Your lips are like raw stake i just want to bite them."

heres another

"Why arn't they cooking??!!!"

"BECAUSE THERE IS TOO MUCH UNCOOKNESS IN THEM!"

Edited by CstsMarked, 18 April 2010 - 04:32 PM.

[CstsMarked]

"Carol if you ever get a boyfriend that decides they dont want you to hang out with me ill kill them to death"

[Emiko]

"We have the best zombie on our side, Jesus Christ" - preacher from "Zombies of Mass Distruction"

[Jinx]

"I think my hands have souls of their own. They just DO things!"

lmao xD

[CstsMarked]

In response to sign that showed up on a broken x-box

"E 73 isn't that red bull or something?"

"THIS ISN'T A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE!!"

lol i love the people i know they say the most amazing things

[Jinx]

"She is the Halley's Comet of good news"

[Crimson Lego]

"Confront them with annihilation, and they will then survive; plunge them into a deadly situation, and they will then live. When people fall into danger, they are then able to strive for victory."

[Nevermind]

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."

[CstsMarked]

"Are those the invitations for commencement?"

"yea"

"we're the class of 2o11 we need to come up with a cool way to say it."

"Its like 2o double L"

"THATS PERFECT!!"

[Crimson Lego]

"Le bebe a mort."

[CstsMarked]

"Get my phone out of your dog."

"Why dont you come get your phone out of my dog."

hahah rotfl you really needed to be there for that one

[Nevermind]

11-year-old girl at my cousin's birthday party who intended to say "marshmallows", for use with the bonfire we were building.


excited girl: "Oooh, can we have mushrooms?"



me: "What. o___o"

Edited by Lazurukeel, 07 May 2010 - 10:05 AM.

[Moriatti]

"I have a mortal fear of pregnancy... something about a freaky parasitic genetic hybrid off myself and someone else leeching away anything I consume and stretching out my tummy is a horrifying concept, about which I have recurring nightmares..." - Elaina

[CstsMarked]

Moriatti that is i amazing I love that greatly.

[CstsMarked]

Conversation during video class

"i hate you"

"Im going to go cry in the dark room like emo kid and slit my wrist the right way."

"Yea, and if that doesn't work you would always just drink the chemicals in there. Or there is always the option of drowning yourself in the water bath."

[Nevermind]

"Great people have one thing in common: they do not conform."

Given to me.

Edited by Lazurukeel, 14 May 2010 - 08:43 PM.

[Crimson Lego]

Our football team, what they're feeling yesterday and this morning ... they watched a guy mature as a young man and work through adversity - Marvin Lewis.




In honour of #15 Chris Henry, whose 27th birthday would have been yesterday. He died December 17, 2009.

[CstsMarked]

"When i have kids i want to have a boy and a girl and if the second one comes out the wrong gender im going to tell the doctor to put it back in till it comes out the right gender." -When discussing kids with a friend.

[Jinx]

"Oh my god it's what it looks like I swear!! WAIT NO I MEAN IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!! AHHH!!"

[CstsMarked]

So the quote of the day is

"its easier to pull out"

When taken out of the context in which it was being said and and you hear you younger brother say it, its pretty dam funny.

[CstsMarked]

"I think of crying children with soggy dippers also maggots"

"Its five AM what are you doing eating my chicken in the dark?"

Edited by CstsMarked, 21 June 2010 - 06:30 PM.

[CstsMarked]

"you are the holocaust of my heart"