Today I will grace you with a horridly drawn Sailor Moon parody comic. It's called "Sailor Monn." The whole thing was spawned from a line in a Sailor Moon episode, and the fact that in so many anime I've seen, the characters give speeches and cast spells with phrases that make no sense, at least to Americans (like in Bleach, for example... "Beyond! Bronze-coloured greed desires thirty-six degrees of control! Seventy-two pairs of illusions. Thirteen pairs of Horn Flutes! The right hand of the Monkey grasps the Stars!") XD I had planned on going back and drawing it out with actual decent art, but I never got around to it. What you see today is essentially my "storyboard." Some of the pictures and words didn't scan too well so let me know if you have trouble reading it and I'll translate (actually, the second page is so hard to read I'm putting in the words below it)... also, apologies to Kitsune for the rampant use of romanised Japanese words. XD


~Now, Sailor wimps, I will destroy you! Ahahahahah!
~A daisy?
~TUXEDO MAN! WE AGREED ON CARNATIONS!
~I'm sorry! The florist was all out! Gomen nasai! Please spare me!
~Please, get up and quit groveling...
~Right, Sailor Monn.
~Hum de dum de dum...
Several minutes later:
~Psst! Baka! Your speech... (Oh, right..)
~Ahem... ::Think...think:: oh, got it! {he's picking his nose here, if you can't tell}

