FunQuest: Imperial Edition
Posted 04 August 2011 - 10:05 PM
Posted 05 August 2011 - 12:01 PM
Your name is DP.
You class is Oracle
You are equipped with a dusty bath robe, a pair of slippers and three piano keys.
You find yourself outside the makeshift town, looking out towards the desert. What do you do?
I'll post the current version of the map sometime soon. It's been . . . a long time . . .
Posted 05 August 2011 - 12:29 PM
Edited by DevilPaladin, 05 August 2011 - 12:29 PM.
Posted 07 August 2011 - 02:48 AM
Posted 08 August 2011 - 02:57 PM
I use the shovel acquired from the saloon keeper in order to begin digging holes in a zig-zag pattern down the street into a deserted part of town. Maybe I'll get lucky and find something valuable!
After creating more than 50 mounds of dirt (and potholes) I begin to rethink my haphazard plan to dig everywhere. I stop and look around for anything that seems promising.
Posted 11 August 2011 - 01:54 AM
SS: The dog's eyes burn intensely and from them shoot forth two lazer beams that strike you down. As you are launched into the air and crash onto the ground, you lose your weapon upon impact and your clothing is completely charred. You now have severe burn. Stopping you from suffering further harm, the instructor calls the dog off and sends for a medical team to take you into the infirmary in the barracks.
When you wake up, you will have a white linen robe along and bandages covering your chest while all weapons and items in your possession are no longer with you.
NK: Your digging has gained the attention of a local police officer, who is confused as to why you are digging up the ground. Most of the holes are empty, but you discover a bronze bangle and small wooden box. The police officer comes over looking displeased with your actions. You'll need to smooth talk him out of arresting you and losing your swag.
"Hey! What do you think you are doing!?" He asks.
Posted 13 August 2011 - 12:33 PM
Posted 13 August 2011 - 01:28 PM
Posted 13 August 2011 - 05:28 PM
Posted 14 August 2011 - 12:51 AM
"You've gone and made a mess of the street! I should arrest you for vandalism!" He said. You'll need a good follow up line if you want to stay out of the slammer, what now?
DP: Throwing off your clothing in a mad frenzy and with piano keys stowed away in your mouth you dash madly into the desert. This continues for some time, leaving behind all signs of civilization until you run out of strength and collapse on the hot sand. What will you do now?
Posted 14 August 2011 - 08:14 PM
Posted 14 August 2011 - 08:28 PM
Posted 15 August 2011 - 10:44 PM
Posted 15 August 2011 - 11:00 PM
Posted 16 August 2011 - 12:06 AM
Any way, you might just not die out here yet, seeing as there is a bus stop about a couple yards away. Go to the stop or perhaps you'd prefer to wander more. Maybe ruin someone else's stuff.
Edited by JRPomazon, 16 August 2011 - 12:06 AM.
Posted 30 August 2011 - 12:29 PM
Posted 05 September 2011 - 07:28 PM
A Kiwi blocks your path to the bus stop.
What do you do?
Posted 21 September 2011 - 05:31 PM