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[Chikara Nadir]

Come one, come all, to bask in what good foodstuffs we offer here in Koridai. We of the Empire get to eat only the best, so enjoy our wide selection of Imperial foods and drinks!


Appetizers
Kentucky Fried Cucco-style Legs and Wings
Crusader's Extra Cheesy and Crunchy Nachos
Teriyaki Cucco Sword-Kabobs
Batman's Blueberry Bagel


Main Dishes
Demonic Possession Double Pancakes
Holy Cow Super Hamburger
Steak (not quite) Burned at the Stake
Inquisitioner's Enchiladas
Twilight Realm Crunchy or Soft Tacos
Gyro Pit-a of Doom
Nocturne of Nachos (with beef, beans, and one full pound of jalapeños! )

Drinks
Holy Grail Ale
Three Wine Sampler Pack (white, red, and extra potent)
Sparkling Holy Water
Martyr's Martini

Desserts
Batman's Crispy Baklava
Caped Crusader Chocolate Cake
Piety Apple or Cherry Pie -- try it with Victory Vanilla Ice Cream a la Mode!
Apple Cinnamon Empanadas of the Empire
Zelda's Zucchini Bread a la Mode
Epona's Carrot Cake















Just watch out for heartburn!

[Leo Crimson]

*dwarf walks in* "So this is Koridai!"

*sits at counter* "One Steak and a Holy Grail Ale, please!"

[Steel Samurai]

Sparkling holy water! I'm parched.

[Game Master JRPomazon]

Is there a wait or can I just go ahead and take a seat?

[Chikara Nadir]

Grab a seat whenever you'd like, even if it means impaling the former occupant and taking his spot.


I promise those are just...ketchup spills all around you! Darned cleaning crew doesn't do a very good job. >.>

[Game Master JRPomazon]

Alright then. I'll have a slice of the Caped Crusader Chocolate Cake. But just one or it will go straight to my thighs.

[Snake]

*busts through the door*

STEEEEEEEAK!!!! WOOO!!!!

*orders triple helpings on the way to a table*

[Veteran]

I'll have a dry martini. Shaken, not stirred. kthxbai

[Chikara Nadir]

Only if it's a Martyr's martini, but...sure. I guess that gets added to the drink list then.

[Stalfos]

I like my Arby's employees like I like my Chik: making me a sammich.












Also a holy water.

kthx

[Ember]

Inquisitioner's enchiladas, please

[~~*Blondie*~~]

fuck even on the internet i can't escape arby's

oh well this one is better than my own as this one has alcohol...

I need a full bottle of tequila and a bowl of limes please.

[Egann]

I'll start with a drink.

One Mayrtini, vermouth that sticks to the ice only, please.

[ninja kitten]

gimme some holy grail ale, chikita!

[DarkJuno]

Arby's? I demand something with ojou!

[Chikara Nadir]

*Begins to randomly throw beef products and alcohol in all directions* Have at it, kiddos!

*to DJ* Au jus? Ya wimp, here's some HORSERADISH SAUCE for ya!

[Snake]

*brandishes fork and knife and opens mouth*



MEAT!!! BOOZE!!!



*begins shoveling anything he can get his fork in into his mouth*

[Selena]

I heard you were selling hobbit meat here.


Or was that the brothel down the street?

[Steel Samurai]

No, that was the brothel. Be careful though. I hear she's lethal with the whip.

[~~*Blondie*~~]

uggh arbys is disgusting. i wouldnt eat the beef if you paid me.


the alcohol here though is quite amazing and way to have excelent customer service, i will let corporate know, maybe your managers will get a bonus.

[ninja kitten]

chikkita will be happy to hear. too bad she's MIA... i'm all outta drink. *hiccups*

[Wolf O'Donnell]

*walks in and sits down*

Wow, I'm starving. What do you guys recommend?

[Twinrova]

Hooooooooooly Grail Ale, plz.

With a side of breasts.
And tacos.

[ninja kitten]

hmm... i'm in the mood for some Demonic Possession Double Pancakes. extra syrup plz!

[Snake]

...I could really use something stronger than the drinks up there... do you anything in the back room that will knock me on my ass..?


*needs to forget for a while*

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Snake, on Sep 12 2009, 01:37 AM, said:

...I could really use something stronger than the drinks up there... do you anything in the back room that will knock me on my ass..?


*needs to forget for a while*

You see... that's why you should have stayed with Calatia. We're all about getting drunk... Well, I'm not but the others are.

Why don't you buy every single drink and make a cocktail out of them all?

[Egann]

At least in Koridai we can get drunk with style. Calatia just gets drunk. (I don't envy the hang-overs.)

I'd have another Mayrtini, but I'm the designated decimator. Have to stay somewhat sober in case Calatia invades. (Translation: You pl. watch your steps. I be watching.)

I'll have an enchilada. Extra hot.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

The LA Awards suggests otherwise.

[Dizzy]

*She explodes through the front door, disheveled and frantic. Enjeru's voice trembles as she paces towards the nearest worker...*

Okay, I need a round of Holy Water, STAT!

[Ember]

I would just do what she says. No questions.