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[wisp]

Daffodil, Destroyer of Worlds says (4:20 AM):
omg omg omg omg omg
rovalutionary! says (4:20 AM):
o.o;; whaat?
Daffodil, Destroyer of Worlds says (4:20 AM):
i went outside
and when i came back in
there was a huuuge black spider on the door
rovalutionary! says (4:20 AM):
oh fuck that
did you kill it?
Daffodil, Destroyer of Worlds says (4:21 AM):
i sprayed raid on it but all that did was scare it
it ran under the door frame
rovalutionary! says (4:21 AM):
x__x
Daffodil, Destroyer of Worlds says (4:21 AM):
rovaaaaa what if it was a black widowwww
and you know what
rovalutionary! says (4:21 AM):
the only thing worse than a spider is a hiding spider
Daffodil, Destroyer of Worlds says (4:21 AM):
i didn't even scream
rovalutionary! says (4:21 AM):
ew you have those there?
Daffodil, Destroyer of Worlds says (4:21 AM):
yeah those live around here
rovalutionary! says (4:21 AM):
fuck
i am never going there
Daffodil, Destroyer of Worlds says (4:21 AM):
white widows too
rovalutionary! says (4:21 AM):
fdglkjhaklg
Daffodil, Destroyer of Worlds says (4:22 AM):
and brown one
s
i didn't even know there were such things as white and brown widows
until they got into my parents' garage and back patio
rovalutionary! says (4:22 AM):
grosssssssss
Daffodil, Destroyer of Worlds says (4:23 AM):
those are supposed to be even deadlier than the black ones
rovalutionary! says (4:23 AM):
spiders can just fuck right off
Daffodil, Destroyer of Worlds says (4:23 AM):
yes they can
i mean
rovalutionary! says (4:24 AM):
they have no business being anywhere near me OR you
Daffodil, Destroyer of Worlds says (4:24 AM):
they eat the other bugs which i like
but they should never come where ican see them
rovalutionary! says (4:24 AM):
they can all go play with mitch since he likes them like the weirdo he is e___e
Daffodil, Destroyer of Worlds says (4:24 AM):
XDD
they make me feel like things are crawling on me
rovalutionary! says (4:24 AM):
me too
Daffodil, Destroyer of Worlds says (4:24 AM):
they have way too many fucking legs
rovalutionary! says (4:24 AM):
and i get all shivery
for real
Daffodil, Destroyer of Worlds says (4:24 AM):
i keep having to scratch the places that are feeling crawl
y
Daffodil, Destroyer of Worlds says (4:25 AM):
crawly*
rovalutionary! says (4:25 AM):
i knowwww god that is the worst
Daffodil, Destroyer of Worlds says (4:25 AM):
oh god oh god oh god it could have crawled on meeeeee ;____;
rovalutionary! says (4:25 AM):
KILL IT WITH FIRE
Daffodil, Destroyer of Worlds says (4:25 AM):
:barf:
rovalutionary! says (4:26 AM):
:barf: indeed
Daffodil, Destroyer of Worlds says (4:26 AM):
i feel like fintin's wavy panda
rovalutionary! says (4:26 AM):
XD

[Twinrova]

if anyone comes in here and posts spider pictures I will fucking cut you.



that is all.

[Stalfos]

if anyone comes in here and posts spider pictures I will fucking cut you.

that is all.

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[wisp]

Yeah, and any Calatians or R&Rers who might be tempted to do so should remember that I can edit your posts.

[Twinrova]

Cute, Stalfos.


Real cute.



>.>

[wisp]

Oh hey, you posted at the same time I did. I actually think that one is kind of cute. XD

[Selena]

My survival tactic: I have a dog - he eats them.

[Showsni]

See, this is why I don't want to visit foreign countries; you have poisonous animals. We have adders, but they're pretty timid and easily avoidable and won't likely kill you. But black widows? Rattlesnakes? Ugh. My Mum used to live in Australia; she says once her sister was leaning on the bus stop when they noticed her hand was about an inch from a redback.

Now, I like bunny rabbits, I like frogs. I like pussy cats and I like dogs. Talking to a tiger is like falling off a log; being friendly to the animals is easy. I've a couple of hamsters in the garden shed, one's called Sebastian, the other's called Fred. I've even got a teddy bear I take to bed. Being friendly to the animals is easy. But a spider in the bath!? A spider in the bath? A creepy crawly, creepy crawly spider in the bath? I know he's only there because he wants to have a laugh, with hairy legs and beady eyes that terrify and tantalise...

[Kwicky Koala]

I hate spiders too. About a week ago I found a MASSIVE dead one in my bathroom, if it had been alive it would have walked like a man, I tried to squish it out of sight with a broom but it was too big to be squished, and I had just made it into a scarier position, so I left the broom in front of it so I didn't have to look while I took my baths, and its still there now..

I'm a dlligent spider killer, the thought that such a big one was living unbeknownst to me freaked me out for days.

[Showsni]

There's one down by my computer. He's been there for a while now, just to my left; I'm just ignoring him mostly. It does mean I can't use the CD drives.

[Stew]

Have either of you ladies ever watched Arachnophobia? That movie has creepies and crawlies in it like nobody's business! I scarred me as a child! Now I too suffer from the same ailment as you.



My name is Stew and I've been a wuss for twelve years..

Although you damned Americans shipped a Black Widow up to the Great White North along with some Grapes. These particular grapes happened to be the ones I had to unpack. Luckily it came crawling out of the opposite side of the box, giving me enough time to tell one guy to watch it while I grabbed the guy in charge because I'm wasn't paid enough to deal with that crap!

OHGODDON'TCUTME!

[Selena]

The world's deadliest spider occasionally makes trips to your local grocery store, hiding in the bananas.


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[Chukchi Husky]

I once stayed up all night because there was a spider above my bed.

[Stew]

The world's deadliest spider occasionally makes trips to your local grocery store, hiding in the bananas.


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There are, sometimes, bananas that are covered with hundreds of little tiny tiny spiders.

"A bite from a Brazillian Wandering Spider can result in endless, painful erections. This may sound funny at first, but it can end up totally destroying someones sex-life for the rest of their life."

Dude. Lena is going to keep me up for nights, now.







And not in a good way!

[Showsni]

The world's deadliest spider occasionally makes trips to your local grocery store, hiding in the bananas.


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Where's Tobias when you need him...

[Rhiannon]

We don't have an deadly spiders up here.. so says World's Deadliest Animals on the discovery channel anyway.. only bears ^^.

Poor wisp I hope she goes away for you!

[wisp]

Well I haven't seen that particular spider in a few days... but there are two huuuuuuuuuuuge ones that hang above the front door at night.

[Selena]

We don't have an deadly spiders up here.. so says World's Deadliest Animals on the discovery channel anyway.. only bears ^^.

Poor wisp I hope she goes away for you!

No deadly ones, no. But we DO have hobo spiders, and those will give you a very painful bite that might kill some of your skin and leave a huge abscess!


edit: I've also heard about some fucking huge thing that lives in the rainforest here, but can't find any info on it, so I might be confused.

[Twinrova]

See? Spiders are the devil's creatures.

[Rhiannon]

Lena.. I have never seen this spider you speak of.. nor will I ever. Okay?


Eww it's so gross they like love my boyfriends front porch so around spider season (which is apparently coming because they've shown up) there's just like ten all in a row hanging from the roof of his house over the door.. it's disgusting. At Halloween you don't even need to decorate.. *shivers*

[Selena]

Sorry, Rhia. Lives near your place too.


Big spiders.

Scurrying across the floor late at night.

Hiding in your shoes.

Hiding in blankets.

Fast.

Venomous.

Capable of causing necrotic lesions.




They're here. I see at least 10 a year! o____o

[Rhiannon]

Lies all lies. I already told you Lena. The Canadian border won't let them through. Silly you

[Stalfos]

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...Alright, I kind of feel like being a dick this morning. Scary stuff below, click at your own risk, etc.

I advise against any further clicking.

I warned you. =\

[Masamune]

Stalfos. Your cavalier use of nested spoilers has instilled me with awe. Also spiders.

[Showsni]

I'd hate to be instilled with spiders.

Actually, Stalfos' spiders look kind of cute with their big eyes and little baby spiders.

[Kwicky Koala]

Just sayin', I will NEVER open that spoiler tag. Even my curiosity has met its match this time.

[Twinrova]

Just sayin', I will NEVER open that spoiler tag. Even my curiosity has met its match this time.

Ditto.

[Stalfos]

Just sayin', I will NEVER open that spoiler tag. Even my curiosity has met its match this time.

Ditto.

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[Steel Samurai]

. . . The last one was the worst.

[wisp]

All of them except the last one were kind of pretty, actually. The yellow spider is really cute!