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#61 Sir Deimos

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 12:42 AM

... I demand a place on your list. Either as a fool, to be mocked as one of those Calatians who makes love to bearded women, ruled by a coterie of mawkish wenches, or as a jester, whose silly antics are the only thing keeping him from Lena's blade. The "Spurned lover" or "Cuckolded manlove husband" are also accepted.


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#62 Steel Samurai

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 12:59 AM

So be it. Synile is hereby declared (pending approval by the Inquisition and Pope's office) as imperial Fool, exclusive Gigolo to Shadow Storm, and sexer-upper-of-bearded-calatiamanwomen. This position comes with no entitlements of any kind to Synile. However it does entitle any native Koridaian to laugh at him or for the men to commit carnal acts with him at will. Shadow Storm is the only one allowed to pay for these acts.

#63 JRPomazon

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 01:47 AM

The inquistion has awarded Synile Sainthood (pending on the Pope for finalization) and abides to these terms

#64 Sir Deimos

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 02:07 AM

.... SCORE! xD

#65 Shadow Storm

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Posted 31 May 2010 - 08:34 PM

Looks like I need to make a politically incorrect tasteless banner!

#66 Egann

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Posted 03 July 2010 - 10:58 PM

New (serious) suggestion (my patron saint) :

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