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#1 JRPomazon

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Posted 02 August 2009 - 01:54 AM

Since this is the Holy Empire of Koridai, it only seems natural for us to have patron saints. Shining examples of just how awesome Koridai is. But not anyone (or thing can just become a saint, they've got to be worthy of the title. Who is worthy to become a saint or one of the blessed? Well, you tell us.

Patron saints are cream of the crop material, awesome in various aspects.
Blessed are those who stand out from the others but aren't quite on the same level as Saints. This is a preliminary phase for many up and coming Saints, so there is a chance that a Blessed can become a patron saint.




Canonical (aka accepted) Patron Saints

St. Batman of Gotham
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Patron Saint of Vigilantism, Justice, Brooding, Utilities and Pimped Out Cars
Representation: Bat/ Bat-Signal
Miracle: Turned the bitter emotional scars of childhood trauma into a strength to devastate the criminal underworld.

St. Vader of Coruscant
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Patron Saint of Betrayal, Burn Victims, Mechanical Voices, Scorned Lovers, Impossible Medical Recoveries and Force Choking
Representation: Red Light Saber/ Exclamations of "NOOOOOO"
Miracle: Massacred an entire warrior order, survived after his body was fried by molten lava and still goes around choking people with his MIND.

St. Tingle of Termina
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Patron Saint of Fairies, Green Costumes, Flamboyancy, Rupees and Clock Bling
Representation: Fairy/ 4:00
Miracle: He has been stated to be a living miracle. His Holiness Pope Goldfish Toanius XVI has verified this.

St. Chuck Norris of Ryan
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Patron Saint of Cowboys, Badassness, Ass-Kickings, Rangers, Beards and Lists of Facts
Representation: A Fist
Miracle: Too many to count

St. Wishbone of Oakdale
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Patron Saint of Literature, Storytelling, Dogs and Imagination
Representation: A Book
Miracle: Became a numerous amount of protagonists in order to educate the youth and teach important life lessons. Wrote the first Koridian book.

St. Lazurukeel of Koridai
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Patron Saint of First Place, Early Birds, Mariachi Bands, and Antonio Banderas
Representation: El Mariachi
Miracle: Thought to ask to become a saint before anyone else. His Holiness Pope Goldfish Toanius XVI has verified this.

St. Chucky of Child's Play
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Patron Saint of Gore, Extreme Violence, and Bad Christmas Presents
Representation: A Knife
Miracle: Became a living doll murder machine

St. Aquaman of Atlantis
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Patron Saint of The Ocean, Fatherhood, Marine-biology and Dolphins
Representation: Fish, "Aquaman" Logo/symbol
Miracle: Can talk to fish and saved his kid by cutting off his freakin' hand.

St. Steel Samurai of Koridai
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Patron Saint of Crusaders and Samurais
Representation: Strawberry blonde soul reaper
Miracle: Founded the Koridai Crusaders

St. Shadow Storm of Koridai
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Patron Saint of Strippers
Representation: Elephant
Miracle: Returned after a long hiatus

St. Synile of Calatia
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Patron Saint One Sided Lovers and Hopeless Romantics
Representation: A Pair of Panties
Miracle: Tried to Seduce Selena

St. Bricktop of London
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Patron Saint of Crime and Rigged Boxing Matches
Representation: Pigs eating a Corpse
Miracle: Getting away with feeding pigs with a corpse

St. Ransom of Koridai

Patron Saint of
Representation:
Miracle:
(I'll get to it eventually)


Canonical Blessed


Yo' MAMA
Motherhood is always appreciated among those faithful to Koridai. We celebrate our mothers with the concept of "Yo' MAMA", a time when we reflect on how awesome our mothers are in relation to those of Catalia.

Bruce Lee
[Still under investigation]


Ichigo Kurosaki
[Still under investigation]


Edited by JRPomazon, 24 May 2010 - 01:10 AM.


#2 Steel Samurai

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Posted 02 August 2009 - 03:45 AM

Note that Darth Vader is also a patron Saint.

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Posted 02 August 2009 - 04:04 AM

Sir Turtlelot will be quite disappointed.

Gwahahaha etc.

#4 JRPomazon

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Posted 02 August 2009 - 12:55 PM

Sir Turtlelot will be quite disappointed.

Gwahahaha etc.


Chances are that they have Wolverine, which I'm afraid would even out the awesome.

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Posted 02 August 2009 - 07:12 PM

...And what, pray tell, is the way in which we shall determine our most blessed?

(Translation: Can we make a few suggestions for who else deserves Saintification?)

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Posted 03 August 2009 - 02:06 AM

...And what, pray tell, is the way in which we shall determine our most blessed?

(Translation: Can we make a few suggestions for who else deserves Saintification?)


If you feel there is someone out there that is deserving of the honor, PLEASE feel free to mention this.
A background check will commence and discover whether or not we have a new saint. If not a saint, then a Blessed at least.

#7 Nevermind

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 09:43 AM

Me.


The Patron Saint of Gimme a Patron Sainthood.

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 10:07 AM

Tingle, Patron Saint of everything else.

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 12:10 PM

Both of these claims will be researched and reviewed.

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 06:16 PM

The suggestions from the one person I polled:

Chuck Norris as the Patron Saint of BADASSNESS

Yo' MAMA as the Patron Saint of Longsuffering.

and Wishbone as the Patron Saint of Literature.

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 10:06 PM

Lo, and St. Tingle did smite yon Fairy-boy with his Holy Crotch Beams

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Posted 06 August 2009 - 12:11 AM

Me as Patron saint of Gimme-One-First.

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Posted 06 August 2009 - 10:45 PM

Steel Samurai of Koridai, patron saint of our Holy rage.

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Posted 06 August 2009 - 10:55 PM

Blessed? We want Sainthood you cheap bastard!



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Posted 07 August 2009 - 02:02 AM

Blessed? We want Sainthood you cheap bastard!


Your claim is still under throughout review by our holiest of experts. You shouldn't rush greatness, because then it won't come out right and will be kind "eww."

Also: I need sleep.

Edited by JRPomazon, 07 August 2009 - 02:05 AM.


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Posted 12 August 2009 - 01:05 AM

Recent news:

St. Chuck Norris

St. Wishbone and

St. Laz have all been accepted as saints of the holy empire.

Ransom has been placed as Blessed until further notice.

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Posted 15 August 2009 - 05:05 PM

They're canonizing just anyone these days

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Posted 15 August 2009 - 08:38 PM

On the contrary. Only those who have created true miracles on my behalf become saints.

May I note that St. Wishbone wrote the first book. And will write the last. But did not write the Book of Masamommy. Amen.

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 09:46 AM

My sainthood is irrelevant now, since Laz beat me.



Is there some kind of Demonising that i can get in on?

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 09:53 AM

My title should be Lord Steel, Commander of the Koridai Praetorian etc, INQUISITOR POMAZON.

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 12:45 PM

My title should be Lord Steel, Commander of the Koridai Praetorian etc, INQUISITOR POMAZON.


Such titles are not necessary when referring to your sainthood Lord Steel. (although they are nice)

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Posted 30 August 2009 - 07:03 PM

I demand that Tuvia Bielski be a saint for Human Righteousness.


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Saving 1230 Jews from the ghettos of the Gestapo and keep most of them alive for a period of 3 years in Hitler's territories must earn a high rank of honour.

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Posted 10 September 2009 - 05:03 PM

I move that Chuck Norris be stripped of his Badass and Asskickings sainthood and they be given to Bruce Lee instead.

Evidence: The Royal failery Ol' Chucky displays in The Way of the Dragon. Losing to none other than Bruce Lee.

I rest my case.

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Posted 11 September 2009 - 05:13 AM

^ Motion Seconded.

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Posted 11 September 2009 - 10:55 AM

^ I third that!

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Posted 11 September 2009 - 12:30 PM

I propose that Chucky the Doll be cannonized as Patron Saint of blood and gore, extreme violence, and all things horror.


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Posted 16 September 2009 - 09:15 PM

I nominate Aquaman as the patron saint of fatherhood:



That'd be his son hanging out on a crumbling underwater volcano cliff with him.

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Posted 16 September 2009 - 11:27 PM

Tuvia Bielski (although awesome) will not become a saint. Leo didn't stay with Koridai and his nomination invalid.

Kitten and SteveT's choices will become blessed until I get around to making them saints.

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Posted 17 September 2009 - 12:48 AM

Am I allowed Dual Sainthood?

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Posted 17 September 2009 - 12:50 AM

You f cucking shoudl be