Grand Duchess Shekey the Green, Overlord of War says:
New Chapter: The Definitions of Sexy
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part 1
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"what is sex?"
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Definition:
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Sex is Win. And Happiness. And everything that is good and holy in this world
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also called the birds and the bees
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codename for
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the turds and the pees
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which are completely unrelated
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except for those into alternative methods of sex...
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which is where we go into definition 2
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Kama Sutra
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Definition 3: is zoophilia and other fetishes.
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such as glasses and tentacle rape
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Defintion 4: the Blue Lagoon
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Definition 5: pornographic videos and pictures...for those lonely souls who need to beat it
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dedfinition 6: Left or Right? Which boob is for you.
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Definition 7: Penis or Vagina. Which is more win for YOU?
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Def 8: Vagenis. DONT. COME. NEAR.
Grand Duchess Shekey the Green, Overlord of War says:
Chicks with Dicks may or may not be such a bad thing, but Vagenis is something to be avoided.
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Mangina and Vagenis are clearly works of satanic cults
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Or Mormans
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Yes, avoid Mormans.
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they reproduce like bunnies
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and Catholics
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avoid catholics
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but Hell.... STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM CATHOLIONS
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ARCHBISHOP OF MAULING THE FUCK OUT OF YOU
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Clearly not something to get your sexy on with
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yeah\
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completely unrelated to the manual of sex
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but included nonetheless
Grand Duchess Shekey the Green, Overlord of War says:
well, the manual of sex, child, is to inform our readers of what things one can and cannot get their sexy on with
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true
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sex on sex off
Grand Duchess Shekey the Green, Overlord of War says:
we've already covered Mangina, Vagenis, and Catholions
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although, tentacle rape is allowed
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Which makes us go into definition 9!
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Definition 9: Rape
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Remember, no means yes
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in fact its not rape
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its suprise sex! Avis Somni says:
its a fact that 50% of people actually ENJOY rape! and that nine out of ten enjoy gang bangs.
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the other 50% are liars.
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definition 10, the final word:
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AVOID ANYTHING SAGGY
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this ALWAYS applies
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If it drags, I guarantee you'll feel some gags
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Ron White is a filthy liar when he says men secretly want to see every woman naked
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well it depends on how you define woman
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but remember, this guide is for your interpretation!
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I don't think there's a real "final word"
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in sex talk
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Even if there is no end, always remember to take a smoke
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btw
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RANSOM AND SHEKEY PWN NOOBS
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SEX RULZ
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WEAR A CONDOM
