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Because coming up with timleine while intoxiatxted is about as plausible as half the timelines ut there anyway,

I asked wisp to pixck numbers between 1 and 14 unbtil I had my timeline (thew ORacle games (OAS) were represrnted by a single number)

7 OAS
4 LA
13 TP
9 WW
2 AoL
14 PH
5 OoT
11 FSA
8 FS
1 LoZ
6 MM
3 LttP
10 SC2
12 MC

Okay, so forst we have the Oralce storyline. An ancient demon by the name of Ganon is resurrected by his forollowrs, but killed by a hero chosen by the royal familys Tirforce before things have a chance to get out of hand (OAS). The hero who kills the de on, Link, returns to his himand but is caught in a stork and shipwrekced, leading to the drea,y events of LA. The deomon is reincarnated as a man, who is imprisoned before he can commit a new atrocity, but by a twist of fate grnated the power of the gods, the Triforce of Power, during his exection. A hero and princess are given the remaining Triforce parts. and tpgether they defeat the demon (TP). The demon returns from death generatins later, and atempts to recalim the land, but the gods flood the world, instructiing the populace to seek rfegufe on the mhtaintops, Later, Ganon seeks the full Tirofrce so that he may restore the land, but he is challenged by anewly chosen hero (WW).

The demon kimg is slain, and layter the land of Hyrule of restored by the Deku Tree's efforts. The events of AoL#s backstry happen, and a hero sets out to reteieve the lost Triorce of COruage and awaken the slumbeirng Zelda, while Gabon's followers seek his restoration (AoL). PH happens, but I dunt care becuse its aside story and more improatantly, I haven;t played it. Ganon;s followeres kill Link and revive their king, who returns as the Gerudo king of thieves. A great war is fought over Hyrile, inw hich a Hylian mother retreats t0p the forest and entrusts her son to the Skeuy Tree. The son grows up tp become the Hero of time, who defeats the restoed Ganon, who manahed to steal the Tirofrce of Power from the Sacred Realm (OoT). Ganon breaks free from his prison in the sacred realm and seeks additional power from thr magic trident, but is defeated by the wilder of the Foursword, also called Link (FSA). Vaati, the dark mage who assisted Ganon in this last conquest, breas free from the Four Sword he was imprisoned in, and attenpts tp conqueer Hyule on his pwnm, bit is defeated and once again sealed withint the Foru Sowrd.

Ganon is once again restored to power, and attempts to conquer hyURULE with the Rirofrc of Powe. Zelda spetres the Triforce of Widsom to keep it from him, and a young travler named Link recovers these pieces and slays the demon kign (LoZ). Link them traves to a parrelllel world, Termina, and saves it from lunar desturtions (MM). Sometime later, the defeated Ganon tired to return to the dark world, where he finds himself impriosnoed after his last defear, and he assumes rhe form of Agahnim to trick ther Hyklians and free himself. His plan is stopped by a new Link, however, who retrieves the entire Triofrce for the first time since Ganon was granted the Triforce of Power that fateful day cenureues ago, and uses it to restore the land to a state of tranquility (LttP). in time however, the peace is threared once more by a wizaed empowered by a fracion of Soul Edge, a blade from aother wworld. Link travels to this pther world and saves it from Soul Edge (SC2). Gneration pass again, and Hyrule's peace is once more threatened by the return of Vaati, the wizard who aided Ganon so ,long ago. He attemppts to steal the ancient powrds of Prinxess Zel;da, but is defetaed by a new Link, wielding the newly empowered Four Sword, adn a lasting peadce finally settles on the lan d of Hyrule (MC).

[MikePetersSucks]

lol

[Twinrova]

lol indeed

[SOAP]

This would makea fun drinking game for Zelda theorists. Pick numbers from 1-14 and try to base a timeline in that order while completely sloshed.

[Fëanen]

Sadly, even with MM coming after LoZ and the FS games coming in the wrong order, it still makes as much or more sense as some theories I've seen...

[Sir Turtlelot]

It actually wasn't half bad. I like your explanation for PH the most.

[Billy Goat]

Haha I'm surprised at how much thought you put into the story thingy 0.o

[Fin]

Of course, my sober self realises how flawed this timeline is from the start.

I included Soulcalibur II, but left out Smash Bros Brawl? Ridiculous!

[Fëanen]

What about the CD-i games? Take one look at them and you'll agree, they belong in a drunk timeline/timeoine. Although I daresay the developers were on something a bit stronger than alcohol.

[Elvenlord]

Oh my. I love this place. Something's always happening.

[avroillusion]

I leik ur spelling.

Anyway, I'll try to fit PH in there...uh...After WW Link finds the Triforce and saves Zelda she decides that the sea is where she really belongs and they decide to sail off in search of adventure!

Now seeing that you put OOT after and that WW Link dies makes me all depressed.

[Fin]

What about the CD-i games? Take one look at them and you'll agree, they belong in a drunk timeline/timeoine. Although I daresay the developers were on something a bit stronger than alcohol.

I actually completely and utterly solved the timeline during an acid trip, but I don't want to post the results for fear of promoting the use of illegal narcotics.

I leik ur spelling.

tahnks i trieed

Anyway, I'll try to fit PH in there...uh...After WW Link finds the Triforce and saves Zelda she decides that the sea is where she really belongs and they decide to sail off in search of adventure!

But he only finds death.

Now seeing that you put OOT after and that WW Link dies makes me all depressed.

I actually had to go back and look for the reference. I completely forgot the details of my timeline the next morning and I haven't bothered to read through it yet. XD

[Crimson Lego]

Interesting timeline...


Can't wait till I'm 18.

[Impossible]

If you edit that post to sound sober, and present this timeline to ZU, you might get a decent following. All it needs is FPTRR as a sequel to SC2, they love non-canon crap.

FSA-FS is my favourite part of that.

[Fin]

If you edit that post to sound sober, and present this timeline to ZU, you might get a decent following.

That was my plan all along!

[Ikiosho]

I'd like to remind everyone about the importance of occasional inebriation while gaming, and before this is serious necroposting.

That is all.