http://io9.com/51296...nt-robot-vagina
...it... looks like a pasta roller.
The Rabbit Vibrator for Boys?
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Fizzbit
, Jan 12 2009 03:25 PM
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Posted 12 January 2009 - 03:25 PM
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Posted 12 January 2009 - 04:07 PM
I saw the site for this. Ewwy.
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Posted 12 January 2009 - 06:47 PM
That looks far too intimidating to be intimate with. 
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Posted 12 January 2009 - 06:56 PM
It's the perfect emasculator! ^^
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Posted 12 January 2009 - 09:41 PM
"At Last, Science Has Invented an Artificially Intelligent Robot Vagina." I loled at that title.
Still-- it claims to respond in time to porn film cues, but I'm curious as to how. I mean, exactly what cues make it speed up or grow more intense? Is it influenced by action or sound? High pitched girly screams? The loudness of the terrible background music?
Still-- it claims to respond in time to porn film cues, but I'm curious as to how. I mean, exactly what cues make it speed up or grow more intense? Is it influenced by action or sound? High pitched girly screams? The loudness of the terrible background music?
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Posted 13 January 2009 - 01:13 AM
I tell ya what will happen. It will not work without some specially encoded video that you have to obtain off an exclusive website for some ungodly price."At Last, Science Has Invented an Artificially Intelligent Robot Vagina." I loled at that title.
Still-- it claims to respond in time to porn film cues, but I'm curious as to how. I mean, exactly what cues make it speed up or grow more intense? Is it influenced by action or sound? High pitched girly screams? The loudness of the terrible background music?
Either that, or it won't work right because it will look for some kind of rhythm that I have no faith it will find.
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Posted 13 January 2009 - 01:21 AM
Let me try and find the website for that. Here!
http://www.realtouch.com/ (dirty link, watch at your own discretion).
They have pre-programmed videos the thing syncs to. I would not be able to read the lines that girl is saying with a straight face. I would burst out laughing after a while. What if that thing malfunctioned and tore it off, or burned it...
http://www.realtouch.com/ (dirty link, watch at your own discretion).
They have pre-programmed videos the thing syncs to. I would not be able to read the lines that girl is saying with a straight face. I would burst out laughing after a while. What if that thing malfunctioned and tore it off, or burned it...
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Posted 13 January 2009 - 02:13 PM
Um.
I guess it's better than the risk of an unwanted pregnancy, but...to be honest, I don't think I could look at any man respectfully if he admitted sticking his penis in rollies.
I guess it's better than the risk of an unwanted pregnancy, but...to be honest, I don't think I could look at any man respectfully if he admitted sticking his penis in rollies.
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Posted 13 January 2009 - 05:45 PM
It has to be asked.
... is it dishwasher safe?
... is it dishwasher safe?
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Posted 13 January 2009 - 07:21 PM
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Posted 13 January 2009 - 07:48 PM
That thing looks like it would destroy a penis.
You might as well walk naked into a car-wash. At least you could probably get a few dollars from friends for braving a car wash.
You might as well walk naked into a car-wash. At least you could probably get a few dollars from friends for braving a car wash.
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Posted 14 January 2009 - 01:09 PM
Let me try and find the website for that. Here!
http://www.realtouch.com/ (dirty link, watch at your own discretion).
They have pre-programmed videos the thing syncs to. I would not be able to read the lines that girl is saying with a straight face. I would burst out laughing after a while. What if that thing malfunctioned and tore it off, or burned it...
that thing has a lube reservoir xD lmfao!
o.O;
either way... iunno xD
