27 replies to this topic

[Selena]

Well.. prepare to witness something very... very wrong. Jinn was masquerading as me, when I was also online. So with both of us online, we teamed up to freak her out. Good luck guessing who's who here.




Selena says:
You don't think I'm beautiful enough for you, lemon?

Selena says:
I'm hurt

Selena says:
come comfort me

Selena says:
XD



Chik| Swordchucks, Yo. says:

Chik| Swordchucks, Yo. says:
*LICKS* XP



Selena says:
*licks back* happy.gif



Chik| Swordchucks, Yo. says:
ooh, kinky o.o

Chik| Swordchucks, Yo. says:
<.< hmmm



Selena says:
See, you've always loved me. I'm glad you aren't denying it any longer.



Chik| Swordchucks, Yo. says:
..*sigh*



Selena says:
Yes?


Selena says:
What's the problem?

Selena says:
Are you in need of comforting?

Selena says:
Are you in need of comforting?

Selena says:
Are you in need of comforting?

Selena says:
Are you in need of comforting?

Selena says:
Are you in need of comforting?

Selena says:
*slaps face*

Selena says:
one two three honey in my nose

Selena says:
*sneezes*

Selena says:
There. Better.

Selena says:
XD



Chik| Swordchucks, Yo. says:
*HUGGLES*



Selena says:
*slowly moves behind Chik and starts rubbing her shoulders* Now really... what's troubling you, mother dear?

Selena says:
*breathes slowly on chiks neck*


Chik| Swordchucks, Yo. says:
x.x as much as you'd like it to be pent up sexual energy...




[heres some more]

Chik| Swordchucks, Yo. says:
o.o; wtf



Selena says:
huh?

Selena says:
dont you find me attractive mother?



Chik| Swordchucks, Yo. says:
I hate you. XD



Selena says:
but you're supposed to love your daughter



Chik| Swordchucks, Yo. says:
;_;

Chik| Swordchucks, Yo. says:
*LICKS* XP




Selena says:
*licks back* happy.gif



Chik| Swordchucks, Yo. says:
ooh, kinky o.o



Selena says:
dont deny youself

Selena says:
you know you have been waiting on this



Chik| Swordchucks, Yo. says:
x.x omfg.

Chik| Swordchucks, Yo. says:
so



Selena says:
so ?



Chik| Swordchucks, Yo. says:
*HUGGLE*



Selena says:
a little romance chat then?

Selena says:
*HUGGLES*


Chik| Swordchucks, Yo. says:
you perverted lemon, so cute



Selena says:
well i DO take after you mother XD



Chik| Swordchucks, Yo. says:
Jinn, I'm gonna kill you someday

Chik| Swordchucks, Yo. says:
and you're gonna like it



Selena says:
Jinn?

Selena says:
You calling out someone else's name when you're with me? ...You whore. *sob*

Selena says:
how dare you call someone elses name in an intimate time like this!



Chik| Swordchucks, Yo. says:
calling out your FATHER's name



Selena says:
That makes it all the more wrong



Chik| Swordchucks, Yo. says:
yes, and you want it.



Selena says:
But you call out other people's names!

Selena says:
you hurt me mother



Chik| Swordchucks, Yo. says:
o.o yes, I hurt you because you also like it



Selena says:
mmmm o.x

Selena says:
bring on the pain



Chik| Swordchucks, Yo. says:
...no thanks. Torture by doing nothing is better.



Selena says:
but you know you want to indulge



Chik| Swordchucks, Yo. says:
with your father, perhaps! But not the lemon daughter.



Selena says:
he cant please you....not the way i can grrr



Chik| Swordchucks, Yo. says:
...growling now? So upset that I won't give you any.



Selena says:
its a sexy purr mother



Chik| Swordchucks, Yo. says:
a purr for a pussy. Of course.



Selena says:
yours of course



Chik| Swordchucks, Yo. says:
<.< that remains to be seen



Selena says:
that can change tonight ya know ;p


Chik| Swordchucks, Yo. says:
nooo thanks



Selena says:
dont you love me?



Chik| Swordchucks, Yo. says:
*hug* >.

[Black Knight]

Now that is...odd... but lesbians rock, especially sexy lesbians...

[Overconfidence]

Seeing Lemonade and Selena in the same topic... o.x

[Chikara Nadir]

We're not lesbians!!! XD

And half of that convo was with Jinn, who took on Lena's name in IM. XD

[Selena]

How do YOU know that was him?

[Chikara Nadir]

Nvm. Lena wants my heterosexual arse.

[Black Knight]

Heh, heh. Go Lena!

[Selena]

*bitchslaps Chik* Stop spreading such lies! A female version of Jinn wants your heterosexual arse.

[Black Knight]

Ooo... cat fight! *gets popcorn*

[Meep]

What do you mean cat fight? This is everyday happening for them two.

[Selena]

True enough. The retarded little hobbit lemon.

[Black Knight]

What do you mean cat fight? This is everyday happening for them two.

Ooo.. I got a lot to look forward to!

[Chikara Nadir]

o_o Lena, we've got a horny audience now. This could be better. You know....if we ran far far away from here.

AND NOT WITH EACH OTHER!

[Black Knight]

That was funny! And I'm not horny, I just like seeing girls going at it! See, that's what happens when you're single. You get "urges".

[Selena]

.....*sob* I thought you loved me! You told me you did! I guess it was all for the sex then! Womanizer! >.<

[Black Knight]

Who, me?

[Overconfidence]

No, that hobbit sitting over there.

[Black Knight]

Ooo.. Chiky, then. Come on Lena make out with her...

[Jaina]

omg..and the scary part is I couldnt even tell when it was really Lena or when it was silly Jinny

[Selena]

Aw. Good. XD

[DarkJuno]

o_o

-scratches head-

...right. Though I don't see why you other guys are acting all hot and bothered - it's not like there are any pictures, though I'd rather there not be anyway.

[Black Knight]

What? DJ, what do you mean? :s:

[Selena]

It means he can't understand why people are getting turned on, with there being no picture of the... encounter.



.....But really, do you WANT to see Jinn dressed up in drag as me? No... no you don't. o.o

[Toan]

Bah, Jinn stole my idea....and made it ultimately better.

I'll have to comabt that sometime....but then it would look like copying. :nnsweat: Back to the drawing board...

[Selena]

Should I be afraid at the thought that you think you could get something more deranged than THAT? o.o

[Meep]

Between you and Chik, we'll have something within a month.

[DarkJuno]

Eh, two weeks tops.


You're right, I don't want to see pictures anyway. I'm already taken and accounted for, so I have no reason to drool at other women when I've already got one who trusts me not to. :cool:

[Toan]

Should I be afraid at the thought that you think you could get something more deranged than THAT?  o.o

Perhaps....