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#1 Toan

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Posted 26 March 2008 - 04:34 PM

Refering to the post in this thread...

Vet | Free moneys on your internets 5:24PM
about to eat, and still reading that topic XD
your choice of EMBER is cautiously suspicious. XD

Toany the Goldfishy 5:25PM
.... NICE

Vet | Free moneys on your internets 5:25PM
hey, you're the one who picked it

Toany the Goldfishy 5:26PM
I could've done "WATER GUN"
or "BUBBLEBEAM"
XD
lmao, "WATERFALL"
.....or a bug type attack: "LEECH LIFE"

Vet | Free moneys on your internets 5:27PM
lol
HYPER BEAM!
the list is endless!

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XD

Vet | Free moneys on your internets 5:28PM
lol ENDEAVOR

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"MEGA DRAIN"

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GUST

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"CONFUSE RAY"

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FALSE SWIPE

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"EGG BOMB"

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lol
PSYCHO BOOST

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"SLUDGE"

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eww

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XDXD

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MINIMIZE

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"DREAM EATER"

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i now eat, to be continued! XD

#2 Toan

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Posted 26 March 2008 - 04:51 PM

Some more for ya! XD Enjoy!

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ROOST

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"TAKE DOWN"

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xd
ASTONISH

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"SUBMISSION"

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SUBSTITUTE

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"RAGE"

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SWALLOW

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"DIG"

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CRABHAMMER

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"DOUBLE TEAM"

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THRASH

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"FLASH"

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SOFTBOILED

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"ARM THRUST"

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DOUBLE HIT

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"BOUNCE"

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lol

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XD
omg, "DEFENSE CURL"

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haha
STRENGTH

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"ENCORE"

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ENDURE

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here we go: "ERUPTION"

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EXPLOSION

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"PAY DAY"

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FISSURE

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you said that!
I think
"SAND-ATTACK"

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lol no i didn't
HORN DRILL

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"SING" XP

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XD

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XDXD "SNORE"

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REST

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"SUPER FANG"

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FAINT ATTACK

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"VICEGRIP"

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BIDE

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"YAWN"

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NASTY PLOT

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"MILK DRINK"

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SWAGGER

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"HOWL"

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oo oo STRUGGLE

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lmfao
"HARDEN"

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lol

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WHY DIDN'T WE GET THAT SOONER
XD

Vet | Free moneys on your internets 5:48
hahaha
WITHDRAW

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.... XDXDXDXD
"HELPING HAND"

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AMNESIA

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"FLAIL"
wait, wait.
"FAKE TEARS"

Vet | Free moneys on your internets 5:49
XD

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God, I gotta add these.

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oh yeah
LUCKY CHANT

#3 31-Year-Old-From-Georgia

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Posted 26 March 2008 - 04:58 PM

...Oh my fucking God. XD I'm at a loss of words.

#4 Splash

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Posted 26 March 2008 - 05:30 PM

WELL THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT YOU PAY ATTENTION TO THE GIRL'S CHARMANDER GOOD LOOKS

#5 Hana-Nezumi

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Posted 26 March 2008 - 06:33 PM

Thank you Splash. The title of the thread had me expecting something a lot better than a list of every attack in the Pokédex.

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Posted 26 March 2008 - 06:56 PM

Thank you Splash. The title of the thread had me expecting something a lot better than a list of every attack in the Pokédex.

IRON HEAD

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Posted 26 March 2008 - 07:45 PM

Lmfao. I love you guys. I can't believe I've never thought of this.

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Posted 26 March 2008 - 08:09 PM

XDDD wow that was really funny. I'm tearing I laughed so hard at some of those - which is probably not a good thing. I need to grow up.


....


...naaaaah.

#9 Hana-Nezumi

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Posted 26 March 2008 - 08:47 PM

Meh, it probably would have been funnier to me if I didn't have this fresh in my mind. I take my poképorns seriously.

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Posted 27 March 2008 - 01:06 AM

So wrong...

on so. many. levels.

The ad at the top didn't help any. :deadlink:

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Posted 27 March 2008 - 07:37 PM

...neither of you thought of Mega Horn? For shame...

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Posted 28 March 2008 - 11:11 AM

Meh, it probably would have been funnier to me if I didn't have this fresh in my mind. I take my poképorns seriously.


Can anyone recommend a good therapist?

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 12:34 AM

Meh, it probably would have been funnier to me if I didn't have this fresh in my mind. I take my poképorns seriously.

I...hate you. That was so..too...my god. :deadlink:

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Posted 01 April 2008 - 10:31 AM

Do I need to be the one who says it...? Oh very well.

Needs more Mudkip.

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Posted 05 April 2008 - 02:24 AM

other acceptable euphemisms:

Bullet seed,
Vine whip,
Growth,
overheat,
cut (:P),
dig,

you know come to think of it, i'd say about 90% of those attacks and whatnot, were planned by the designers on exactly the same basis...sick bastards...clever, but sick

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Posted 06 April 2008 - 05:24 PM

Do I need to be the one who says it...? Oh very well.

Needs more Mudkip.

I had no idea you liek Mudkip!

how do you miss some of these?!

-splash
-baton pass
-bone club
-bone rush
-hydro pump
-hydro cannon
-minimize
-mud shot
-present
-swallow

Edited by D~N, 06 April 2008 - 06:47 PM.


#17 Toan

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Posted 06 April 2008 - 06:28 PM

how do you miss some of these?

-splash
-baton pass
-bone club
-bone rush
-hydro pump
-hydro cannon
-minimize
-mud shot
-present
-swallow

We didn't miss Minimize or Swallow, though. o.x

#18 D~N

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Posted 06 April 2008 - 06:47 PM

Then the better question is how did I miss them >.>

whoops. ^^

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Posted 08 April 2008 - 08:38 AM

Meh, it probably would have been funnier to me if I didn't have this fresh in my mind. I take my poképorns seriously.

OH GOD LORD I CAN'T NOT UNSEE IT THIS WARG X_X X_X X_X

MINDF***

...Timmy tried to cook a turkey in the dishwasher!

*shakes head quickly*

Ugh. KILL IT WITH FIRE DAMMIT. *chases toast with a flaming road roller*

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Posted 08 April 2008 - 03:13 PM

You didn't think it was cute? D:

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Posted 23 May 2008 - 09:09 PM



;) we all knew Ash and Brock had something going.

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Posted 24 May 2008 - 02:15 PM

;) we all knew Ash and Brock had something going.

Brock is far too manly to go chasing after children who smoke too much.
Now, Brock and James, that'd be another story. James is practically a woman anyway (in before someone posts that screenshot for the 5th-100th time).

Also,

That could've been so much funnier with some more editing, but the idea is cute. I guess nothing can surpass



Edit; Alright, apparently Sesame Street is just an amazing resource for "censored" videos. I put one more gem in the spoiler below.
Spoiler : click to show/hide



Edited by Splash, 24 May 2008 - 02:25 PM.


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Posted 24 May 2008 - 06:24 PM

Haha, the count video is a personal favorite of mine.

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Posted 25 May 2008 - 08:46 AM

It just occurred to me that POUND was never mentioned.

:lol:

#25 31-Year-Old-From-Georgia

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Posted 25 May 2008 - 09:46 AM

;) we all knew Ash and Brock had something going.

Brock is far too manly to go chasing after children who smoke too much.



Haha, the count video is a personal favorite of mine.

I... I keep on reading that as something else. :linkdizzy:

Edited by 16-Year-Old, 25 May 2008 - 09:49 AM.


#26 Hana-Nezumi

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Posted 25 May 2008 - 11:37 AM



;) we all knew Ash and Brock had something going.

Thanks for reminding me again why I was a bouldershipper.

Edited by enchantedtoast, 25 May 2008 - 11:42 AM.


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Posted 29 May 2008 - 10:22 PM

Fun fact:

pokemonhavingsex.com is still an unregistered domain name.

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 07:34 PM

;) we all knew Ash and Brock had something going.

Brock is far too manly to go chasing after children who smoke too much.



Haha, the count video is a personal favorite of mine.

I... I keep on reading that as something else. :linkdizzy:





;) we all knew Ash and Brock had something going.

Thanks for reminding me again why I was a bouldershipper.




omfg this is jacked up lol but it does make since




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