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[Chikara Nadir]

You. Me. Mud optional. We haven't had a smackdown for a while, hmm?

[Selena]

Listen, Chik, we all know that you aren't exactly the evil goddess of the underworld anymore. The underworld no longer exists here, even. And just look at you! You have a big fluffy bunny in your signature. Does this scream 'badass' to people? You're the ruler of the cute and cuddly these days. Soooo understanding and neeever wanting to get in trouble. Oh, how the powerful have fall-- risen.


Because of that, you should just save me the trouble and fall over crying right now.

[Chikara Nadir]

Eh, I'm not quite that week, Bottikins. No, my underworld may not be intact any longer...indeed, this is a whole new world we find ourselves trying to lead.

Yet lead it we do, either individual equally strong. Both you and I have our own strengths...and dire faults. It is my mission to make your own obvious, and to bring YOU to your knees- bowing down to me. That's the way things always should have been, and the way they will be again.

And please, take a look at yourself the next time you call me the cute and cuddly one. From where things stand, I'd say you love the bunny more than I ever could. I do mean 'love' in the "I want to marry and sleep with it" way, of course.

[Selena]

For starters, please stop putting lewd images in your signature. But at least you're being honest about things.



The way things always "should" have been indeed. But you're just sad you never got your way. Why would I listen to you in the first place? While I was winning power, you were... I don't know. Playing with beanie babies.

Also, the bunny is far from attractive. Don't be silly.

[Chikara Nadir]

Never 'got my way'? Please, let's not go back to your fantasies about my bedroom behavior. You can always take out your aggression in the kitchen...maybe cooking some lemon meringue pies.

[Selena]

At least I can cook. I mean... you catch hot chocolate on fire. How useful would you be in a survival situation, exactly? I'd say the first cannibalism sacrifice, but hobbit meat doesn't go very far within a group. How many people could you actually feed?


See! Cooking or not, you don't offer much!

[Chikara Nadir]

Last time I checked, catching things on fire was a positive attribute to those who pride themselves in their destructive abilities. And mind you, I can be quite the good little baker when I put my mind to it. XP I just don't have the reason (or resources) to do it on a regular basis. But at least you're feeding your son-brother well. When not trying to poison him with ketchup in mac and cheese, anyway.

[Selena]

Catching your sustenance on fire isn't going to do you any good. Maybe if you light someone else on fire using the cocoa, but I don't know if you'd be clever or hostile enough to do that on your own. You'd just want everyone to 'get along.'



And look, now you're just complimenting me. You're bad at this. Give up.

[Chikara Nadir]

By saying that you intentionally poison your own flesh and blood? Eh, I suppose that would be a compliment to you.

Since when did I ever want people to 'get along', anyway? Because obviously I'm such a peacemaker, going and starting brawls with you on a moment's notice. Ooooh, peaceful little hobbitses, aren't I. Nevermind the constant threats on both our sides of assassination.

Or worse. Finding you, kidnapping, and setting you loose in a dry, hot environment. You'd never make it.

[Toan]

SPAAAM.

[Selena]

You only started the thread to try and prove to the kiddies that you're still evil and aggressive. And failing to do so, I might add....


Also, best drunk quote ever (even if it doesn't look like she's drunk in this one instance - it's that important a message):

[01:15] Jessica: Chik's bad at this fighting thing now.
[01:15] Wisp: very
[01:15] Wisp: the fish has turned her soft, i suppose



You've been out of the ring too long to effectively do this, you see. Poor washed up, lovestruck stars of the old LA battle circuit. They try to make comebacks, but everyone knows they should just stay in retirement....



edit: Shut up, fish. Go to your room.

[wisp]

Heyyyy that was confidential drunkennness! evil bot@ !

[Selena]

You heard it straight from Drunky McDrunkster.


"Evil bot@!"

[Chikara Nadir]

[02:04] Wisp: So someone went barhopping tonight
and i bet you knmow who it is


Yes, you use the words of total sobriety as your defense. She's just siding with you because you have her lemon banner as your sig! XP You're going to have to find better ammo than that.

[Toan]

....Soft?

Go to bed?

You've abused the wrong aquatic animal, asshole.

[Chikara Nadir]

I can see where this is going!

[Selena]

Drunk wisp is as good a witness as a sober one. It's just that the drunk one can't spell anything. And I think I have the better ammo. Yours isn't exactly impressive.


And look. Over IM you said you "hate me." So I win. Because I'm getting you all flustered while nothing has even remotely bothered me. Ooh, and calling me a "brat" too. That's tough stuff. Better be careful with insults like that.



Oh, fish, settle down. You can't leave the safety of your tank, anyway.

[wisp]

sadly i cant really do anything but laugh and roll around on the floor. i'm sure you understand. let me know who wins th ebattle, ok?

[Chikara Nadir]

Bot, I only hate you because it's what mortal enemies do. It has nothing to do with you being better than me.

And Wispy...go to bed before your head rolls right off your shoulders. XD

[Selena]

I'd also like to point out that I'm gaining on the post count lead. Definitely going to hit 10k before you do. Ms. Pre-Hack-10k. I know you so dearly wanted to get there first again.


And if it's just what mortal enemies do, why aren't I falling back on calling you a "meanie brat"? Hmmmmmmmm? Really, you need more practice. These insults are pitiful! Pitiful!

[Toan]

They don't count if they're spam, though.

Spammer.

Spaaaaaam eggs bacon sausage and spaaaaaaam.

[Chikara Nadir]

Oh noooo. Bot's more spammy than me, whatever shall I doooo? I suppose I'll just haveta wallow in my own self-pity. Perhaps I'll haveta start plotting how to bring you down simply to eliminate any threat through some long-range assassination, so you can never even get close enough to put up a fight. Naw, that's the sissy way...

Oh, I forgot. That's what youuuu wanted to do, anyway.

[Selena]

All these posts had way more substance than Toan's, thank you.



And I believe that in response to the assassination attempt, I said:

[01:24] Chik: *cough* So, guns.
[01:24] Jessica: Apparently my love of the .50 cal sniper is well known.
[01:26] Chik: Note to self...figure out what is necessary to keep one of those from taking a midnight stroll into my forehead...
[01:26] Chik: Ah, can never be too careful.
[01:26] Jessica: Oh, the sport in killing you is gone. You're safe.



And then you got all insecure. And made this thread.

[Toan]

All these posts had way more substance abuse than Toan's, thank you.

Fix'd

[wisp]

All these posts had way more substance abuse than Toan's, thank you.

Fix'd

No no... just mine.

I th ink I'll begoing now. ._,

[Selena]

As I am the last one standing.... victory is mine.



Also, Chik, your signature seems to have a mind of it's own. Or at least your spoiler tags.

[Nevermind]

This is just like a multi-way chat....except this time you guys are talking more frequently.



....and I invited MYSELF in.

Edited by Lazurukeel, 28 October 2007 - 05:56 AM.

[Veteran]

Look, we all know how this is going to end so would you both just cut to the chase and take your clothes off.

[Khuffie]

Look, we all know how this is going to end so would you both just cut to the chase and take your clothes off.

My thoughts exactly.

[TheAvengerLever]

*takes clothes off*


I'm game. Anyone else up for a romp in the newd? Don't act like you're not impressed.