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[Marth]

I, being the prince of Altea, have recently reclaimed my throne and now I must find a certain way to become king. Now, to do such I must ask it upon one of thee to become the Queen of Altea. All interested in this grand position should submit there requests at this time and I shall make my decision as soon as I deem one worthy. Though I am sure you would all be lovely candidates I can sadly only choose one in the end.

[Sephrenia Katrov]

That was rather unusual and unexpected. Both the topic and your surprising lack of detail. ...What are we supposed to say?
I'm really glad to see you again. ^^

[Marth]

I do not know what else to add to it, you either wish to become queen or you do not that is all you are required to say in your answer. I cannot fully grasp the throne of Altea until I am rightfully married, and I thought there no better place to ask then here on Death Mountain.

[SteveT]

There will be NO forum weddings in my dorm!

Unless I get the firstborn.

[Chikara Nadir]

...Steve, if you're that hungry you can always eat at the Kentucky Fried Cucco.


Awww, I think a wedding would cheer the place up..providing the bride to be first gets kidnapped by a monster, has her soul sucked out, the hero discovers that his life has always been a lie and he thinks that he killed his father, etc, etc...*cough* after all that happens we can have a wedding. XP

Hmm...sorry Marthy. I'd offer myself and with it a good deal of power...but I'm over the loss of my last husband yet. *overdramatic sniffle* I'm sure there's plenty of wonderful girls around here, though.

[SteveT]

That gives me an idea, Chik. We let them marry, get them killed, harvest their genitals and I have a baby farm...

[Chikara Nadir]

...but with innovations in cloning, we don't even need male genitals...how about whoever offers to marry him but he doesn't choose- we just use them for breeding purposes?

Unless you have a thing for male genitals.

[SteveT]

Cloning works without sperm, eh?

Erm...Happy Birthday, Chik? These balls are for you.

[Chikara Nadir]

<.< Personally, the only balls I want had better be malt balls. Maybe bon bons...a candied apple perhaps?



AND THAT DOES NOT MAKE ME A LEMON!

[Selena]

Yes it does. ...What, you thought I wouldn't catch that in time?

[SteveT]

And you're constantly threatening people to take them...

[Ace]

Steve has a good point there.

[Marth]

Sadly, you cannot have the first-born for if you did there would be no heir to the throne, unless it is a daughter of course.

[SteveT]

If it's a daughter, I don't want it.

[Marth]

Well, as the famous quote goes, "beggars can't be choosers." If I had a girl first that would mean the daughter would be the first born, and if you don't want a daughter you are screwed, for lack of a better word.

[Sephrenia Katrov]

Sure, I offer myself.
I think that you may want to retract your request though, instead of giving up your firstborn.

[Husse]

I'll just throw flowers , thanks...unless you take concubines!

Kidding!

[SteveT]

Well, as the famous quote goes, "beggars can't be choosers." If I had a girl first that would mean the daughter would be the first born, and if you don't want a daughter you are screwed, for lack of a better word.

A more famous quote is "Give to Caesar what is Caesar's."

And no, women don't count for firstborn. Did you learn nothing in history class?

[Husse]

Er....in CONTEXT, that doesn't apply, but regardless...

[SteveT]

Which one?

[Marth]

This is the 20th century, and I am in charge of my kingdom meaning I make the laws not the books of history. Regardless, I shall postpone the wedding one more day to make sure there are no others interested and then, Miss Katrov, you shall be declared Queen of Altea.

[SteveT]

Ah, such insolence...you forget who is the King of DM. You get married on my (proverbial) soil, the firstborn male is mine.

[Marth]

Who ever said anything about having a ceremony on a mountain such as this. I wanted a more romantic place to have a wedding, and your Death Mountain provides nothing but smoldering ashes and hideous boulders.

[SteveT]

Then to the commons with your forum wedding!

[wisp]

Ah, such insolence...you forget who is the King of DM.  You get married on my (proverbial) soil, the firstborn male is mine.

YOUR soil? I believe it was my soil first.

[SteveT]

Erm...

Our soil, then. I'll, umm...give you a drumstick once the debt is paid?

[wisp]

A drumstick...? Like, as in chicken?

[Selena]

Getting to be queen of something without usurping, malicious plotting, or murder? Pfft, where's the fun in that?

[SteveT]

Replace chicken with "the aformentioned debt."

And I agree with Selena.

[wisp]

I did usurp... I got DP's position in LoD and it carried over to the new LA.