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[SL the Pyro]

Yes, I'm doing another RP! Since the Random Battles have failed miserably, I've decided to try something new; the fighting aspect is still here, except the only weapons we get to use are furniture and various house appliances and decorations. Some examples of this might be couches, refridgerators or decorative maces respectively. You can also manipulate the weapons in any way; be creative! You can even have refridgerator cannons. There are only a couple of rules:

1) the only means of violence you may use are furniture and such described above; anything else will go "POOF"
2) all fighting must stay in the house (I'll leave the floor plan up to you guys, we'll play it by ear; rooftop fighting is allowed)
3) things can be altered and destroyed however you want (if the house is destroyed, just make a new one!)
4) don't be afraid to join in; all people are welcome, including mods and admins (seriously, who doesn't want to see Toan throwing a fishbowl at people?)
5) have fun

Let's get this party started!

Edited by Shadow_Link, 28 May 2007 - 11:23 AM.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Back from two years ago, my all special:

Skittles Cannon.

>.> Taste the rainbow biatches *boom*

[SL the Pyro]

*inhales a bunch of the skittles then spits them all out* I hate Skittles!

*throws a lamp at Kitsune*

[Fara Moon]

Might as well try.

*Dodges then catches some in a pan.*

*Uses frying pan to deflect skittles then hit the nearest person in the head.*

Edited by Fox Fairy, 28 May 2007 - 11:39 AM.

[SL the Pyro]

*lamp hits Fox Fairy due to a bad throw*

O_O Oops.

[Mystic Kitsune]

I won't use my sword, since...well it's not for killing

*smacks SL with that all familiar kendo stick*

I don't wanna hit Fox Fairy though...oh well.

[SL the Pyro]

(You can't use a sword anyway since it's Furniture Wars; if you tried it, it'd just poof.)

*gets smacked on the head by the kendo stick* OW! *catches kendo stick on the second swing* GIMME!

[Mystic Kitsune]

*pulls kendo stick away*

Furniture?

*smacks SL with replica katana* ^^

[SL the Pyro]

D'oh! I was asking for that... *smacks Kitsune with a decorative hammer*

[Mystic Kitsune]

My...we are in a house of an avid collector, eh?

*throws computer*

[SL the Pyro]

It's a mansion, I believe. *ducks as the computer destroys a window and starts battering Kitsune with the mouse*

[Mystic Kitsune]

Ahhh, mouse attack! >.<

*while being smacked by a mouse, hits SL in the stomach with the keyboard*

[SL the Pyro]

Oof! *tries lifting the whole computer desk... without success, so he throws it piece by piece at Kitsune*

[Mystic Kitsune]

*blocks it with kendo stick*

Um >.>

<.<

*throws CD stack*

[SL the Pyro]

*blocks with a swivel chair and throws it*

[Mystic Kitsune]

*kicks it back to run SL over*

[SL the Pyro]

OW, my knee! (Think we should wait for others?)

[Mystic Kitsune]

I don't think they'd play.

*throws stuffed LT plushie*

[Fara Moon]

*Puts in ear plugs and tosses a pair somewhere then turns up radio to deafing portions.* (Who can get it first?)

[Mystic Kitsune]

*folds kitsune ears down and throws plastic soldiers at SL*

[GuardianNinja]

Walks up to an old house "eh couldn't hurt" opens up the door to get hit by a flying piece of comp desk wtf grabs broom and chucks it at SL

[Fara Moon]

*Grabs frying pan and hits Guardian over his head.*

[Mystic Kitsune]

*throws vacuum cleaner*

[GuardianNinja]

looks to his left to find a cat house reaches in and chucks an angry cat at fara
the cat screaches REEAEARAREARR! as its claws fly every which way.

[SL the Pyro]

*grabs the earplugs* YAY! *gets hit by various things thrown up to the vacuum cleaner* NAY!

*throws a Happy Tree Friends-only DVD player at Kitsune and throws the DVD case at Hazaku*

[Fara Moon]

*Grabs the cat by the sruff of the neck then sets it down.*

Come on, Jade is worse then that.

*Grabs a sword from the wall and uses it on GN.*

[GuardianNinja]

Grabs the case
"HEY happy tree friends!, Hazaku leaps and takes the dvd player before it hits kitsune and begins hooking the cables up

Edited by GuardianNinja, 28 May 2007 - 01:00 PM.

[SL the Pyro]

...Nice. *heats up a pot of scolding hot water and dumps the pot on Hazaku*

[GuardianNinja]

YOU!
*wires short circuit
Go get new cables!
*kicks SL out the window

[SL the Pyro]

*jumps through another window (that's three windows broken already, cool) and ties Hazaku up in new wires for the DVD player*