MEEP
--- As a leader of the Desert of Mystery, our great rivals, you are hereby jailed. You are also responsible for the spread of the word 'lemon,' and it's plague-like use today. Therefore, you are also responsible for the vast amounts of lemonism on this forum.
JAINA
--- As queen of the Desert, you are also punished for daring to oppose my dorm. Also, you are blamed for everything negative between the years 2001 and 2007.
FLINT
--- Third mod! You too!
VETERAN
--- You started paying more attention to DoM than your homeland. We needed attention too.

LORD-OF-SHADOW
--- A DoM figure AND a HoH figure, that is usually bad enough. But! YOU got rid of our initiation! SINS AGAINST NATURE. TRIPLE PUNISHED.
SHADOW STORM
--- Elephant rapist, you were the leader of CoS. And because I cannot jail Vinny or Crystalline, your co-mods, you get triple whippings. Oh, shush, you'll like it.
DARKJUNO
--- For being a boring, jaded, apathetic CoSer.
CHIK
--- Because I'm better than you, and I'm taking your place as queen.