45 replies to this topic

[SteveT]

SteveT:
I must have the mad cow

Vet :
you guys still don't import British beef so that can't be possible

Vet :
btw, your country's boycott means i don't have any shoes. i hope you're aware

SteveT:
you don't have shoes because USA won't buy your cows?

Vet:
yes


and since this island doesn't exist, it means i'm barefoot in the sea


and it's all your fault

SteveT:
I am forced to assume that you sell the cows to us, we make the shoes, and then we sell them back to you, but for less than the initial cost of the cows and with a tax imposed

I thought colonialism was over!

goddammit where's my musket?

Vet
load it with shoes, just to rub it in that little bit more

SteveT:
American Revolution 3, here we come

[Selena]

and since this island doesn't exist, it means i'm barefoot in the sea

and it's all your fault

Good man. Your indoctrination is complete. Have a cookie.

Sorry, 'biscuit.'

[SteveT]

I think you mean crumpet

[Nevermind]

Or spotted-dick.

[Veteran]

Racists.

[Toan]

The English aren't a race.

They're a species. >_>

[Meep]

So long as you don't start talking about 'English Muffins'.

[ninja kitten]

well, since you brought it up meepy, i'm not much of an English muffin fan.

[SteveT]

So long as you don't start talking about 'English Muffins'.

You have a deal as long as you don't bring up "American Muffins."

[ninja kitten]

we have american muffins?

[SteveT]

Only when linguistic precision is an issue.

[Selena]

we have american muffins?

Yes. You may know them simply as 'muffins.'

[ninja kitten]

ooh. i LOVE chocolate muffins. ^_______^ yum!

[Showsni]

So... what is an English Muffin? And an American Muffin?
*Googles*

http://www.imaginato...ords/muffin.htm




I see... I think I've only seen the English ones at McDonalds. I think I'll stick with crumpets.

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

my grandma eats English muffins for breakfast with butter!

[ninja kitten]

english muffins are all flat and yucky. i lurves american muffins!!

[Rhiannon]

I like english muffins... love normal muffins except for the fact they contain a million and two calories but love love love crumpets, especially with jam.. mmmm.

[Arturo]

Here we don't have any of those *hugs his precious Spanish food*

[SteveT]

A good blueberry muffin (American style) is something to behold.

[Showsni]

But chocolate chip is better.

[SteveT]

No.

[Veteran]

I'm with Steve.



Which sounds too much like a t-shirt slogan.

[ninja kitten]

it would make an excellent shirt... people would be like "who's steve?" *evil laugh*

[SteveT]

I'm totally making all my friends wear an "I'm with Steve" T-shirt. Or maybe an "I'm with Steve T" shirt.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

english muffins are all flat and yucky. i lurves american muffins!!

You're not supposed to eat them plain, silly.

[ninja kitten]

of course not. you're supposed to eat them with jams and such... much like biscuits are meant to be with gravy, but i hates them too!

[Showsni]

Biscuits... with gravy?


Dipping them in tea is more traditional.

[Selena]

No, no, she means American biscuits. The sort-of kind-of roll type bread thing. I have a feeling you're thinking of the English pastry/cookie biscuit.


Unless you dip the flaky dinner roll-ish kind in tea. Which I must say, is a bit odd...

[Veteran]

Whoever we sent over to colonise you lot did a really weird job.

[Selena]

You leave me out of this. My ancestors all fought for the island.