Woah there, hold on dude. I am not the man. I've dedicated my life to sticking it to the man. I can't be the man!
Oh, you can be the man. And if you've been 'sticking it to the man', then you're a self-loathing the man. Man.
I rest my case.
And I cast my vote now for garbology. Or perhaps, grammatology. Or perhaps my complementary disciplines of sexology and xylology.
Oh yeah...