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[Chikara Nadir]

The problems in conversation that arise when Toan discusses sex:

Toany says:
eh
it'll come when it comes
literally.
in the meantime I'd like a relationship though
because dammit I'm lovely
....lonely*
....shit



Toan feels pretty, oh so pretty, he feels pretty, and witty... XD

[Veteran]

Get a cat, Toan. XD

[Steel Samurai]

I agree. Cats>girls any day.

[SL the Pyro]

Yeah, and cats eat fish. Not a good idea. What about a rabbit?

[Twinrova]

No, fuck rabbits. Cats are the best. Well, besides giraffes. But I don't think Toan can get a giraffe.

[Quistis]

Poor Toan and his typos.

[Veteran]

But I don't think Toan can get a giraffe.

He's in college. If he can't get a giraffe, he ought to know someone who can.

[Splash]

I'm not going to ask how your conversation turned to sex in the first place, but in the mean time I'm just going to have to make a note not to read any potentially funny threads while drinking anything.
*goes to get a towel*

...also, I'm not going to ask how getting a pet relates to someone's sex life.

[Twinrova]

He's in college. If he can't get a giraffe, he ought to know someone who can.

Point. XD

[Hana-Nezumi]

What freaks me out is that I have a giraffe figurine from my Happy Meal on the desk right here. And I think it's staring at me... o_o

[SOAP]

He should get a pet goldfish. A girl one. That's solve his relationship problems.

The only thing funnier than his typos is a couple of sig in this thread. OMG Splash! And toast, where the hell did you get taht one.

[Selena]

Well, Toan is rather lovely, if I do say so myself...

[wisp]

I agree. Cats>girls any day.

What about catgirls? XD

[Chikara Nadir]

I'm sure that Toan would NEVER mind a good catgirl scratching his fishy body up. Mew. o.o

[Steel Samurai]

What if it was a bad catgirl?

[SL the Pyro]

The only thing funnier than his typos is a couple of sig in this thread. OMG Splash! And toast, where the hell did you get taht one.

Seconded.

And where DID you get that, toaster?

What if it was a bad catgirl?

Then Toan's new home would be in her stomach. Duh.

[Splash]

What if it was a bad catgirl?

Depends what you mean by "bad," of course. Gehhehheh.

[Toan]

Toan cannot be eaten! o.x

....And.... bad catgirl? I dunno 'bout commenting on thaaat. o.o

>.> Yay typos. Some things never change.

[wisp]

What if it was a bad catgirl?

He would probably like that eeeeven better.

[Twinrova]

He would probably like that eeeeven better.

As would I ;x

[Quistis]

Down, Rova. Down!

[Selena]

Yes, I'm sure she'd like that too.

[Goose]

I love this time of Year. The Lemons are ripe.

[Twinrova]

Ripe and ready for sexytime.

[Steel Samurai]

He would probably like that eeeeven better.

That's what I thought.

[Hylian]

Is it just me, or is all the convos with Chik about sex?

[DarkJuno]

And you've been in a cave for how long...?

[Hylian]

Cave? Maybe I just haven't noticed before?

[Selena]

Yeah, an indication you haven't read ANY of her IM quotes in here before. We don't post something unless it's pervy. o.o;


...Or somehow makes fun of Toan. Or both.

[Hylian]

Oh, now I know...
And no, I haven't really read her IMs before...this one just caught my eye and i said to myself "I wonder why Toan is lovely"?