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[Hylian]

I know...I'm late. I couldn't get on...mom wanted the phone line clear.



Link: WTF?!? Why do I have boobs?
Dr. Ganondorf: Well, I was trying to mend your knife wound and I mixed up your proceedures with Pamela Andersons'.

Edited by Hylian, 07 November 2006 - 03:46 PM.

[Steel Samurai]

Link: I asked for a D-cup you moron.

Ganondorf: I always knew Impa was using padding.

[SL the Pyro]

Link: I asked for the liposuction, not breast implants! Where-- hey! Why are YOU my doctor!?
Ganondorf Well, how else can I get revenge on you without the Sages giving me grief?

(PS.: I could probably come up with a whole script about that. )

(PS. #2: You're lucky you sent me that pic on MSN a while back, Hylian. I can't see that thing on here...)

[Mystic Kitsune]

Yeah...kinda hard to comment when theres no pic, Hylian.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Hey, where is it?

[SL the Pyro]

*sigh* I'll give you a mental picture. *clears throat*

Link is complaining about breast implants (at least I think he's complaining), and Ganondorf is explaining the situation as the doctor. There is one aloud dialogue bubble for Link and one for Ganondorf.

I have the pic, I'll post it up tonight.

Edited by Dark Link, 07 November 2006 - 11:52 AM.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

I think I've seen it before, but I'm not sure.....

[Mystic Kitsune]

Dont sigh, its not our fault we cant see it D-Yeti.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

It's Jaina's fault!



Hylian, send the pic to me so that I can get a good look at it




EDIT: Okay, here I go


Link: "What the hell did you do to me!?!?!"

Ganon: "Well, this guy sold me some kind of ray saying that it'll help me with my patients. I'm still not sure what he meant by that...."

Me*off in distance*: "Oh man, this'll be soooooooo great!!!"

Edited by Gabe Puratekuta, 07 November 2006 - 03:48 PM.

[Hylian]

Can anybody see it now?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

THere it is!!! Whoa....!!

[Hylian]

THere it is!!! Whoa....!!

...Horny bugger.

[The Kremling]

Link: ...What?
Ganondorf: Gaah! Wrong patient!

[Hylian]

>.< I thought that was Zelda with short hair!

You n00b! I clearly said that the "it" with boobs was Link (well, in my caption anyways).

[SL the Pyro]

I just came up with a cruel one.

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Link: "What the hell!? What kind of evil plan is this!?"

Ganondorf: "Simple. None of your girlfriends will love if they think that you are a girl too. HAH!"

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I'm thinking of another one, but I'll have to wait until someone else replies... meh.

Edited by Dark Link, 08 November 2006 - 07:23 PM.

[Steel Samurai]

You n00b! I clearly said that the "it" with boobs was Link (well, in my caption anyways).

Cool it bro. He made a simple mistake. No need to bite his head off. Also *aherm*

Likewise, political stereotypes will not be tolerated. This includes the use of any slurs, whether meant as slang or not (i.e. use of the word 'gay' as an insult, any use of the n-word, etc).

[Chiaki]

*Due to the fact that my head exploded, my brother will once again come up with the lines.*

Link: So thats why the shopkeeper said to only use one fairy at a time...
Ganondorf: Hey wait a minute! You're not Zelda!



...How the heck did you find that pic anyway???

[SL the Pyro]

Here's a new one.

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Link: "Holy sh-- what the hell happened!?"
Ganondorf: *Checks patient form.* "Someone put your name on someone else's form! *Tears off sticky that says "Link."* "Who would do such a thing?"
Me: "Revenge is sweet... heheheh..."

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Inspired by Gabe in the respect that she put herself in one of her responses. Why didn't [i]I think of that?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Link: Ganondorf! Whatd you do with my nose?!
Ganondorf: Is THAT all youre worried about?

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Inspired by Gabe in the respect that she put herself in one of her responses. Why didn't I think of that?

'Cause I'm cool like that

[Rave Larrin]

Link: *whines for hours*
Ganny: That's it, I'm amputating and mounting them on my wall.

[Ransom]

link: Kamaya-maya!

Gannondorf: Umm, i think it is best to perform energy balls of destruction outside of your clothing.

edit: am i the first one not to imply that they're boobs?

Edited by Ransom, 10 November 2006 - 11:39 AM.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Yes. Yes, you are

[Keen]

Ganondorf: Knock me out will you? Steal my clothes will you? Put me in bed with Doctor Mario will you? How do you like being knocked up?
Link: Don't you mean knocked out?

[Niko]

Link: WHAT THE?!

Ganondorf: Oops. This is RUTO'S surgery. Better break the news that she got her tonsils removed.

[Hylian]

*Due to the fact that my head exploded, my brother will once again come up with the lines.*

Link: So thats why the shopkeeper said to only use one fairy at a time...
Ganondorf: Hey wait a minute! You're not Zelda!
...How the heck did you find that pic anyway???

Easy. I went to Zelda: Grand Adventures website and got permission to use all of the Say Whats they have. I'm too lazy to make pics myself because I'm a horrible artist.

[Showsni]

This scene occurs just after AlttP, when Link gets the triforce.

Ganondorf: Whah? I'm... alive?
Link: I think I changed my mind... Triforce? Triforce!? UNDO MY WISH!