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[Marty]

Welcome to The Hearty Barnacle. This is the place where you can come to after a hard days work, or just sit in instead of doing a hard days work. Everyone knows that barstaff are free psychiatrists and good friends so feel free to offload your problems. This is also the place to come to celebrate your successes and tell tales of bravery and hearty sea adventure (or any other good stories).


Publicans rules:

1. Don't take the kitty's beer
2. Always spit in the spittoon

These rules are subject to change without notice or reason. Depending on the success of the bar I might need to hire barstaff so keep your eyes out for recruitment posters.

*starts polishing bar surface*

Oh yes, I almost forgot to mention. Currently available on tap:

Zoran ale
Goron molten rock mead
Fizzy lemonade

*pours a pint of Zoran ale and places it next to Kitty. resumes polishing bar*

[(e)]

i guess being Official WifI Lemon-Boi i have to try the fizz.

*spittle* | (e)

[Marty]

Ah, my first customer! Coming right up.

*Drops a few ice cubes in a glass and fills the rest with fizzy lemonade*

If you want a slice of lemon to go with that just grab one from the bowl on the side there. *places glass on bar and points to bowl*

So how are you good sir?

[Meep]

*walks in, spits on the floor then walks out again* Have fun!

[~Celesta~]

Katra: yay! a bar! bout time someone catered to my adult tastes!

Katra you are 19 and can drink yet!

Katra:....and your age is?

....17?

Katra: and the official age of an adult is?

...18

Katra: therefore I am an adult and can drink.....give me a nice glass of something I can get drunk with!

.....great....

Camel:.....*spits in the spittoon*....MOOO!!!!

[Toan]

Is...there any small bar snacks? Like... Salt-Water TAFFY?? :icon_eek:

Me WANT.

[Alakhriveion]

I'd like something... but no sinful drink.

[chef]

Toan said:

Is...there any small bar snacks? Like... Salt-Water TAFFY?? :icon_eek:

Me WANT.

Mmm... Salt-Water Taffy...

*orders a pint of all three drinks*

[Marty]

Coming right up.

*pours two pints of lemonade with ice, two zoran ales and one goron molten rock mead. slides one lemonade along bar to alak, slides one ale to katra and leaves rest in front for chef*

Good thing I don't ID

So, chef, what brings you into port? Any sea-faring tales to tell us?

[(e)]

mmm nice fizzy mate, cheers! i did hear tell of a mermaid perched upon yon rock some twelve leagues south of yon island!

(e)

[Toan]

NO TAFFY?!??!?!

Noooo!!!

[chef]

Marty said:

So, chef, what brings you into port? Any sea-faring tales to tell us?

Not much, just want to get hammered.

Edit: And Toan, you want salt-water taffy right?
*puts taffy in Toan's bowl and then pours cups of salt in*
There you go!
*watches Toan shrivel up*

[chef]

*sets minks loose*

There we go!

[Toan]

Salt-water taffy is just the name, chef. -.-

*eats the taffy* Mmm Mmm good!

[~Celesta~]

now we need to start making up good sailor stories for everyone to listen to!

Katra: *slugs down his drink* Another!!

Camel:......*nuzzles cow*....moooo!!

[Alphena]

As a cucco, I shouldn't drink, so... *changes back to human* Pass the Goron Mead!

[chef]

Toan said:

Salt-water taffy is just the name, chef. -.-

*eats the taffy* Mmm Mmm good!

I know:P

But that doesn't mean I don't want to watch you shrivel up.

*takes a swig of all three drinks*

[Armeggadon]

*goes to a dim corner and pulls out his infamous 72 gallon jug of sunny-d*
mmmmm
*thinks about spiking it*

[Danger Mike]

*stumbles in messily drunk*
Damn cat, you killed and raped my wife!
*shoots cat*







*pukes*

[Alphena]

Where's my Mead?!?!?!?!

[(e)]

~ *drowns his feelings tonight* ~

[chef]

*finishes his drinks*

*really drunk voice* Hey... Alph.. d..a..oo... ye wan...na blo...w this... place...

*falls off his chair and hits the floor*

[Danger Mike]

*takes kitty's beer*
wooo free beer
*eats kitty*









































*pukes up kitty*

[Marty]

Poster: 2 bartenders wanted. Must be available when I'm not. Long hours, no pay. Why miss this great opportunity? First two to PM me with a new drink to go on tap get the job.

Ok...let's see her. *pours goron molten rock mead and hands it to alphena*

The salt water taffy is on order, expecting it anyday now toan.

*pours pint of zoron ale for katra*
*walks around bar picking up empty glasses, notices the state of kitty. signals two ruffian pirates in the corner to throw danger mike out of the bar*

[TJ]

lordofthemorning said:

What? A place that serves alcohol - and no minks trying to kill each other in sight?!

This place IS different to Dundee...

*attacks* :soldier:

[Danger Mike]

Whatever, i like the drunken clam better.

Theres none of those damn cats. *hiccup*


*pukes on the kitty*
*doesnt spit in the spitoon*

*does a fire blast to kill the ruffians*

HA, i'm staying!

[Pook]

Wassup Homies?

*sits down*

Pass me some of that Zoran stuff. I'm in need of a good stiff drink.

[(e)]

*hits on everybody*

*almost falls off stool*


(e)

[chef]

*gets off the ground*

One more of each please!