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Happy birthday. :D

Damn, a choc-banana shake sounds pretty damn good right now.
No that's not code for anything...

Obviously not. D:
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Make an ice-cream soda.

And the situation has been diffused. :)

I am disagreeing with that. I think you may be taller than you think.
(X+2)>8[(y/3)^2]

My head and neck are bigger than six inches. D:
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*starts to glow*

Actually you were pretty short. Top of your head came to about my shoulder if I recall. XD
Mustn't have had high-heels on. ;D
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*expecting more punches*

Just some random dude that suddenly appeared. XD
He was a big guy with glasses and a canary-yellow polo shirt.
He ended up calling the police and they came.
The ONE thing you were tasked with doing. =____=
You just disappeared. Didn't even see you when we were all making statements.

Need Criss Angel to turn that 10 into a 100.
FYI, Trent the "Tank" didn't help at all. He just kinda stood there lookin' big.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUGAR TITS

Nah, I wasn't actually. I was rather confident, calm and collected. I did quite a bit of damage. Dropping people, slamming heads into walls and cars and breaking some arms. I kicked some ass, actually. Hence the assault charges. XD

Well, I made you go. Plus a big guy named Trent happened to turn up around the same time. He was nicknamed "Tank". XD
I never actually got into court but I do remember my lawyer not listening to me and going and acting like a smartass to the offenders and their lawyer.
Also *Rook to A3*
Forgot to mention it D:

Angrily.

HOW DO I WALLOP

It is fairly simple, m'dear. Keep an eye out for caramelized circular treats perched atop a thin cylindrical straw, sometimes solid and comprised of cardboard, other times hollow and plastic.
Then wallop the fucker.