La Rpg

After some hating from Chika and DJ, I went ahead with the RPG. It went reasonably well too. Here it is below.

Your in a dungeon.
You're surrounded by monsters. What do you do Ashowi?
* God_Hiker sets mode: +v Ashowi
http://www.greyspirit.com/zelda/)
You're the troll's new friend and are somehow psychically linked or crap.
What do you do?
Whoa.. I have a quit message.
* Jaina has joined #zelda-alliance
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/'
* God_Hiker rolls.
1.
[*is unsure if we're being serious about it or just dicking around*]
The troll is offended and throws you into the chasm.
well shit

Roll to save you.
* God_Hiker rolls.
Natural 20.
You fall on the goblin, killing it, and manage to scramble up.
* God_Hiker sets mode: -v Ashowi
Jaina is magically in the dugneon or crap. The troll decides he doesn't like her. What do you do Jaina?
Zing!
* God_Hiker sets mode: +v Jaina
. . .
Jaina does nothing.
* God_Hiker rolls dice.
Natural 20.
Jaina..runs like hell
Oh.
* God_Hiker rolls.
2.
Jaina is stuck.
The troll swings at her for 10 HP damage.
* God_Hiker sets mode: -v Jaina
Link_X is crushed by the Dragon Balls and dies. His loot is now available.
Steve. I don't know what you're doing anymore. So, hell, do anything.
* God_Hiker sets mode: +v SteveT
I hear the sound of unowned shinies using my +10 dwarven shiny detector
and lunge at them
* God_Hiker rolls.
1.
despite the fact that my hands are stuck to my face
You find the troll's groin and get stuck.
* God_Hiker sets mode: -v SteveT
Xyther. Ashowi is in front of you and is climbing the cliff. He's in a pretty delicate situation. What do you do?
* God_Hiker sets mode: +v Xyther
Hmm
I take his wallet with my +25 looting skills, and then kick his hands
* God_Hiker rolls.
18.
You get his wallet, but he manages to hang on.
* God_Hiker sets mode: -v Xyther
Ashowi. Your jerk teammate tried to kill you. He's right in front of you, but could counterrattack. What do you do?
* God_Hiker sets mode: +v Ashowi
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Unzip and pee in his eyes
(BTW. His wallet had five million gold.)
* God_Hiker rolls.
You get a 20.
But your on a cliff.
So you pee all over yourself, because not even you can aim that well.
* God_Hiker sets mode: -v Ashowi
* God_Hiker sets mode: +v Jaina
The troll was distracted by Steve T's lunging. You might be able to escape. What do you do?
Run like hell
* God_Hiker rolls.
10.
You escape the vicinity, but aren't out of the woods yet.
* God_Hiker sets mode: -v Jaina
Steve. I dunno how, but you're hands are stuck to your face, which is stuck to the troll's groin. Something is STILL on your leg. What the heck are you gonna do?
* God_Hiker sets mode: +v SteveT
that's a tough one
I think I'll try and shake the thing off my leg, since you mentioned it
* God_Hiker rolls.
19.
The slimy thing transfers to the troll. But you're still stuck to the troll.
* God_Hiker sets mode: -v SteveT
Xyther. You now have his wallet. Ashowi is now below you and seems to have wet himself, perhaps from fear. What do you do?
* God_Hiker sets mode: +v Xyther
If Steve anywhere around?
*Is
About twenty feet away, stuck to a troll's groin.
Can I see what the slimy thing is?
* God_Hiker rolls.
20.
It's definitely slimy. It's some sentient slime that moves slowly, but is acidic, though slow.
Hey Steve, the thing that was on your leg looks like something they would pull out of your colon!
* God_Hiker rolls to see if you were loud enough.
18.
Steve hears you. So does the troll, he advances.
* God_Hiker sets mode: -v Xyther
Ashowi. Xyther is distracted now. You're hanging on a cliff and your pants are soaked. What do you do?
* God_Hiker sets mode: +v Ashowi
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Grab onto his ankle and pull him down
* God_Hiker rolls.
17.
You pull him down.
* God_Hiker sets mode: +v Xyther
Climb
oh, sorry
Xyther, you're falling, what do you do?
Umm, I grab onto a large pterydactyl that's flying by
* God_Hiker rolls.
1.
Crap
There is no pterodactyl. You plummet to your death.
Start rolling up a new character.
* God_Hiker sets mode: -v Xyther
* God_Hiker rolls.
10.
You climb up halfway.
* God_Hiker sets mode: -v Ashowi
* God_Hiker sets mode: +v Jaina
The coast looks clear and the troll is still distracted. What do you do?
Throw a large rock at his head and run like hell >.>
* God_Hiker rolls.
19.
The trolls is hit and gets ticked off and gives chase.
wooot
* God_Hiker sets mode: -v Jaina
Steve. The troll is chasing Jaina, with you attached. The slime is still on his legs. Now what?
* God_Hiker sets mode: +v SteveT
* chef has joined #zelda-alliance
* chef has quit IRC (Exit: Leaving)
I force myself to cry, not because I'm sad mind you, but because I hope it will dissolve the slime and free me
* God_Hiker rolls.
1.
You cry and lose your dignity. Way to go.
* God_Hiker sets mode: -v SteveT
* Xyther is now known as Ramiel-ShadowHaver
* God_Hiker sets mode: +v Ramiel-ShadowHaver
Character notes please?

Hmm, give me just a second
* God_Hiker sets mode: -v Ramiel-ShadowHaver
* God_Hiker sets mode: +v Ashowi
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You're climbing up the cliff, pants still wet. No enemies are around you. What do you do?
carefully climb back down to retreive my wallet from Xyther's corpse
* God_Hiker rolls.
4.
You slip, but catch yourself a ways down. You busted your right knee and knuckle. 5 HP damage.
* God_Hiker sets mode: -v Ashowi
* God_Hiker sets mode: +v Jaina
Jaina, the troll is en route and has you cornered. What will you do?
Scream..really damn load..to hope to anger the troll..so he attempts to bring his weapon down upon me..so I can slip under his legs and run free
Wow.
That's complicated.
* God_Hiker rolls.
10.
It's loud. The troll is ticked. It attacks.
10.
Oops.
* God_Hiker rolls.
19.
You avoid and run under it to freedom.
* God_Hiker sets mode: -v Jaina
* God_Hiker sets mode: +v Ramiel-ShadowHaver
Ready?

Ya, I'm ready
Info?

I'm the twisted soul of Xyther
Works for me.

Umm, I'm going to throw a few of my throwing knives at Ashowi
Right now you're ten thousand miles away, but have three vials of transportation. To get to the others, you have to roll.

Hmm
* God_Hiker rolls/
12. You were trying to get to Vegas, but end up in the middle of the fight with the others. Sucks to be you.
Seeing your quasi-murderer, you throw your throwing knives.
* God_Hiker rolls/
17.
You hit him in the head. He plummets to his death. Roll up a new character Ashowi.
* God_Hiker sets mode: -v Ramiel-ShadowHaver
* God_Hiker sets mode: +v SteveT
THe trolls attack broke you free, but you're still sticky and have no dignity. What do you do?
* Ashowi is now known as Kasana
work on getting that slime of my eyes
* God_Hiker rolls.
and freeing my hands
15.
You get your right hand free and clear the slime from that eye. Your left arm is free, but your left eye is still sticky.
* God_Hiker sets mode: -v SteveT
* God_Hiker sets mode: +v Jaina
Once again you're on the run, coward. Now what?
Be a coward and continue running >.>
* God_Hiker rolls.
11.
Your a good ways from the others. You hear something ahead of you. You can continue or decide to wait.
Decide to wait
You wait.
* God_Hiker sets mode: -v Jaina
* God_Hiker sets mode: +v Kasana
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Ready?
Aye
Info?
Um. I'm just a chick, with a spear, and like, first-aid crap
>.>;
Works for me.
Bingo!
Right now you're ten thousand miles away, but have two vials of transportation. To get to the others, you have to roll.
* God_Hiker rolls.
18.
You end up in Vegas, strike it big, and go on to become a celebrity.
* God_Hiker sets mode: -v Kasana
* God_Hiker sets mode: +v Ramiel-ShadowHaver
You killed whatshisname. The troll is near you, but focused on Steve. What do you do?

Ya, I pick my wallet up from Ashowi's bleeding corpse...dirty leg pulling dead guy
* Kasana is now known as Ashowi
* God_Hiker rolls.
4.
You reach for his wallet, but Ashowi's zombie body grabs your arm. Not good. In fact, looks like Xyther's zombie joined in too.
* God_Hiker sets mode: -v Ramiel-ShadowHaver
* God_Hiker sets mode: +v Ashowi
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Oops. Wrong one.
* God_Hiker sets mode: -v Ashowi
* God_Hiker sets mode: +v SteveT
You're blinded in one eye. The troll is startled, but preparing to attack. Jaina is some distance away, Ramiel is at the bottom of the chasm.
is my axe readily available?
WHAT WILL YOU DO!?
Eh.
* God_Hiker rolls/
7.
You reach for your weapon and find an elvish dagger.
* Ramiel-ShadowHaver is now known as Ya
What will you do?
* Ya is now known as IGottaGo
* IGottaGo is now known as NotEnoughTimeToWait4Turn
* God_Hiker sets mode: +v NotEnoughTimeToWait4Turn
Okay. Bye.
C ya later, all
take a stab at the troll, hoping the lack of depth perception isn't too much of an obstacle
* NotEnoughTimeToWait4Turn has quit IRC (Exit: )
and mor eimportantly, the suckiness of elvish weapons
* God_Hiker rolls.
8.
You get him in the leg. It doesn't hurt him much, but you get the slime on it, killing it. The slime leaves behind 10 gold. No idea what it had gold for.
* God_Hiker sets mode: -v SteveT
* God_Hiker sets mode: +v Ashowi
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Who are ya now?
I'm kinda not playing
too many IM's
:/
Ok.

Well, enjoy Vegas.
XD
* God_Hiker sets mode: +v Jaina
The noises continues. Steve sounds like he needs help. What now?
* Ashowi is now known as ashowi_continuum
Take several large stones and run to help STeve
* God_Hiker rolls.
15.
Among the stones you find a grenade for no real reason. But hey, way to go.
* God_Hiker sets mode: -v Jaina
* God_Hiker sets mode: +v SteveT
The troll swings at you. Reaction?
dodge?
* God_Hiker rolls.
and possibly counterattack
18.
You counterrattack. To speed things up, he loses a leg. w00t.
* God_Hiker sets mode: -v SteveT
* God_Hiker sets mode: +v Jaina
* Khuffie changes topic to 'LA RP In Session - IM Gamehiker to join | Server is being reinstalled; should be back up and running hopefully tomorrow evening.'
* Khuffie changes topic to 'LA RP In Session - IM Gamehiker to join | Server is being reinstalled; should be back up and running hopefully tomorrow evening. No word yet on what data's gonna be recoverable.'
You're in front of Steve and the troll. You have a grenade in hand. What do you do?
* God_Hiker sets mode: -m
* Khuffie is now known as Khuffie-Sleep
Tell Steve to duck and throw grenade at the trolls head
(Eh, I guess Khuffie is not here for questioning. Oh well.)
* God_Hiker rolls.
6.
Steve hears you, but not very well.
* God_Hiker rolls again.
6 (again).
You throw the grenade. It lands a few feet away from the troll.
Steve, you see a strange object nearby. You can't tell what Jaina yelled, but you can tell it's bad. The troll is dazed by it's lost leg. What do you do?
* God_Hiker sets mode: -v Jaina
(It's no longer moderated, so you can all talk now btw)
I will take the gold
* God_Hiker rolls.
10.
You collect most the gold. You hear a tic, because this grenade has clockwork or some crap. What do you do?
take the hint and run
* God_Hiker rolls.
o.o
1
lol
looks look bed time came early for me
Unfortunately Steve T isn't as intelligent as his player. He gets caught in the blast and thrown into a nearby wall. Splat.
Jaina, you're all alone and zombies are crawling up a wall to get you. But the troll is dead and the room is full of money-loaded corpses.
What will you do?
* SteveT has quit IRC (Exit: well that's one way to make an exit)
Decide to leave the gold..and run towards the nearest exit..and collect the gold in the morning
* God_Hiker rolls.
10.
You get out, but forgot the way you left. So you lost your way and the gold. Way to be an adventurer.
Your final score is 1 of 10000000. Your rank is "n00b".
XD d00d but I lived
True that. XD
* God_Hiker is now known as Gamehiker
* Gamehiker changes topic to 'Server is being reinstalled; should be back up and running hopefully tomorrow evening. No word yet on what data's gonna be recoverable.'
more then Steve can say..
Or anyone else.
Except Ashowi's character, who made it big in Vegas.
Haha! See that is why you dont be greedy

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